Showing posts with label breast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breast. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2007

Women fight for rights to bare breasts

...Two Swedish female students, Ragnhild Karlsson, 22, and her friend Kristin Karlsson, 21, are demanding their rights after they were banned from bathing topless at a swimming pool in Uppsala. If girls are forced to wear bikinis, boys should be too, one of the women told The Local.........” Read Further at Women fight for rights to bare breasts.

Honestly, I have no problem if these two sweet young things want to bare their breasts in the public pool. God's creations are always beautiful. If we have no problem accepting the theory of creation, why are we still in self denial moods to accept God's creation of curvaceous bodies and beautiful breasts of women ? Beautiful breasts are meant to be appreciated ! Please, please, I beg all you perverted preachers of morality with my bended knee to stop forcing women to cover up their beautiful breasts. Occasionally, I do enjoy watching woman's breasts. Men with little tits are allowed to bare their chest, but women with beautiful breasts are asked to cover up. I do felt very sad that my rights to see all things beautiful are being unreasonably denied by a bunch of others. Good lord, how can people be so narrow minded. How can people be so insensitive to force women to cover their breasts. To Ragnhild Karlsson and Kristin Karlsson, if the public pools in Sweden bar you from baring your breasts, please take note that 2007 is Visit Malaysia Year. You can always come to Malaysia to bare your breasts in my private pool. I promised, I will not.......... Have boobs will travel.... lai lar lai lar........ Tua liap Nee.... pek pek swee swee tua tua liap... toe chiew chit liap, chea chiew chit liap... liap liap tua tua liap... Si pek shiok... wah lou leh, beh tar han......

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

No hold bra.....


Sometimes I do wonder why men are so fascinated with women boobs. Craving for childhood's hungers ? To a country bumpkin like me, a woman body is unique and a piece of art by the Almighty. It doesn't really matter whether a woman has a pair of big or small boobs, they are all beautiful boobs! And sometime, it can even drive me into great achievement of stupidities !

A survey in Europe by Triumph International, one of the world largest bra manufacturer, revealed that British and Denmark women have the biggest breasts size. The survey found that 57% of the British women and 50% Danish women weared bra with the cup size of D. Sweden and Switzerland have the largest number of women with cup size of A. The Italian and Austrian women has the smallest boobs with 69% and 61% respectively having cup size of B and below. All these sizes of cups are getting very confusing for ignorant man like me. But for the time, let make it simple, size A is small and Size D is super BIG. But is there a standard cup size that fits all ? Yes, I think so. It is called the World Cup.

I was once also told that, there are religiosity associated with bra types. For example, there are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole-hills.

In Malaysia, what is the average cup size for Malaysian women ? I don't know. You know ? But it is safe to assume that some Malaysian men are so religiously righteous that the mere sights of a worn out bra can drive them into orgasmic irrationality spewing religious obscenities. But again, depend on which states you are in, you could even end up being fined for indirectly exposing your sexy bra. It is haram as in HARAM... you know...So let us observe some sensitivity to these self righteous religious perverts by not speculating about cup sizes of their women. They probably believe that their women's cup size of A is bigger than Mount Kinabalu.

Hmm.... what is the problem with me ? getting so obsess with the bra but not paying attention to the breasts ! Are we being unconsciously indoctrinated with the wholesome goodness of American's bra ? Big & snappy, One yank and it is off ? hmmmm... sinfully declicious.... Forget about the bra, what the bra holds can kill you....... didn't your mother told you not to judge a book by its cover ?