Fancy a new ass ?

Is this supposed to be a funny news or gory professional mistake ?

A German pensioner checked into a hospital in Hochfranken, Bravaria for an operation on her leg, but the medical team performed a a surgery on her sphincter instead. She woke up with a New Anus ! The woman is currently looking around for a new hospital to perform surgery on her leg.

Are these doctors graduates of bolihland who can't differentiate between an ass and a leg ?

Politics and sex....

General elections is over, there are winners and there are losers. Winners or losers, let bygone be bygone, it is about time to mend fences and build bridges. Of course, there are always some lousy losers. Over the previous few days, I felt really amused to read about a bunch of losers and their supporters, probably less than 200 people, demonstrating in the street wanting to exert their racial rights to the rest of educated and cultured Malaysians. Shameless parasites !!!!

Idiots and morons are all the same no matter where you go. Between fairness and equality, it seemed, it is very difficult for those mental retards to connect the dots to draw a straight line. Everything else being equal, they seemed to think that the whole world will forever owed them a living.

Politic is too complicated for simple righteous men to understand. Forget about politics, and I do not wish to waste my breaths on these political pariahs. It is their rights to be what they are, and what they want other to perceived them to be. To be or not to be ? It is simply a philosophy of oxymoronisms. For a change, I would like to blog about my second favourite subject – SEX !

I realized, Sex is a taboo subject to some moral minority, and I intended no insensitivity to all those religiously sensitive apologies seekers. This posting is about the goodness of wholesome sex, honestly, nothing else. If you felt this posting offended the sensitivity of your religion, please read my lips, go park your grievances elsewhere, and seek forgiveness on my behalf from your all merciful and ever forgiving God.

I read an interesting article this evening on the beneficial healthy consequences of active sex. So all you nymphomaniacs out there, go forth to sow your wild seeds or be sowed. If you can't find a good partner to indulge in this act of sexercise, please use your creative imagination to seek alternative self indulged pleasures.

According to the article I read, people who leads sexually active lifestyle had MUCH lower risk of heart attacks and strokes. Those who suffered from strokes before are encouraged to have regular dosage of sex. Hormone produced during sex act as natural medication that produces miraculous healing effect on the whole body, improving digestion, and expanding the blood vessels. The “rhythmic motion” and “orgasmic cramps” derived during sex also improve muscle tone.

Interestingly, a research also conclusively proved that men who had sex more often DIED LESS FREQUENTLY compared to those who do not had sex. Regular sex also reduces the chances of breast cancer for women, and prostate cancer for men. So, if you do not want to die young or suffer from cancer, please do the right things. I also previously read about monks in Taiwan had high frequency of prostate cancer. Now I understand the causes of this hing incidences of prostate cancer.

Sex can aso help you to keep fit and trim. The article said that 5 minutes duration of sex can burn off calories equivalent to 15 minutes of jogging. So, if you want to burn more calories, take Viagra to ensure your session of sex last longer. If you can not afford to buy Viagra, maybe go to the backyard of your garden to dig for some roots resembling the Tongkat Ali.

Sex can also raise the level hormones to increase your tolerance of pain by a whopping 40%. It also alters brain activities to deprive people from pain, especially migraine and arthritis. Interestingly, “women who scream during sex rarely suffer from lung diseases – bronchitis and pneumonia. That is why the louder they scream, the better.” However, men who screamed during sex usually end up with pre-mature ejaculations.

So for all those lousy losers out there who recently lost in the 13th General Erections, why organize and participate in illegal rallies to protest in the streets ? Accept the defeat like a good gentleman. Why wasting all your energies demonstrating your stupidity and uncultured behaviors to the rest of civilized Malaysians ? Please, please, go back home to have some good sex. Maybe the alpha ego will subside, and the misplaced angers will be righted in right perspectives.

So, is sex and politic mutually exclusive ? or exclusively inclusive ? whatever it is, please take some time off to have some good sex, but please don't screw the country !

Boycott mainstream newspapers ?

I received an SMS this evening. The SMS reads :

New Rakyat Action !
Boycott mainstream papers from Mon 17/3 – Sun 23/3.
Dear Malaysians,
“BUY NO PAPERS, READ NO LIES”
Boycott NST, STAR, B. Harian, UTUSAN, Tamil Nesan.
Even The SUN is now feeding lies to us.
They did not accept elections defeat gracefully
& now attacking the opposition.
For news, go on line.
Pass on the SMS tsunami.

The SMS does gives me an impression that a lot of people are quite annoyed with the garbage and misinformation printed by these outdated media. I do wonder, why it is so difficult for these newspapers to report news in a truthful manner ? Anyway, I still quite can't comprehend why people bothered to buy these newspapers when they can read news on-line for free. As for me, I stopped buying printed newspapers for more than a year now. I used the money saved to buy my daily dosage of Kopi-O-Peng at my non-halal Kopitiam every morning.

The amusing thing is, “The Sun” throws a free copy of their newspapers into my porch every morning. I am getting very tired of bending down to pick it up and throw it into the garbage can every morning. I called their circulations office many times, asking them not to deliver their papers to my house. But no matter how many times I politely requested them to stop deliver their papers to me, a copy of their newspapers keep appearing on the floor of my porch every morning. I guess it is their right to do so in order to boast their circulation figures.

I have nothing against the mainstream newspapers. It is their rights to print whatever they want in conformity and compliance to their shareholders' requirements. But as a nature lover, I think all of us should stop buying printed newspapers. Because when the buying stop, the felling of trees will also stop ! In a way, our little actions of not buying printed newspapers can also contribute to the preservation and saving of trees being fell unnecessary.

It is so very unCOOL to be caught physically flipping pages of the bulky newspapers to read news. Printed newspapers are for illiterate and less educated people only. Why bother reading yesterday's news only today ? You can always count on the internet to read up-to-date news on-line factually and as it is.

There is a better alternative, READ YOUR NEWS ONLINE !!!!

Takkan pinang di belah dua....

Malaysia Prime Minister warned Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng not to make statements that could stoke racial tensions. He said “I would like to ask the DAP which community has been made poorer because of the NEP,” “Do not marginalize the Malays. I want to ask Lim Guan Eng what his plans are for the Malays in Penang What are his plans for the Indians in Penang? What are his plans for other minority groups in Penang?”

My dear honorable Prime Minister, with all due respect, Mr Lim is only a Chief Minister for less than a month, please allow him to warm his seat first. For the time being, maybe it is advisable put all these questions to yourself and your colleagues first. In the first place, if we have the courage and decency to acknowledge all Malaysians as Malaysians and nothing else, there wouldn't be any minority groups in Malaysia ! Why are we still having the mindsets to continuously dividing Malaysians into various racial groups ? Perhaps, to make it easier for the indoctrination and legitimation of Divide and Rule ?

Malaysians had spoken loud and clear through the just concluded General Elections. I don't know about the phantom voters, but the real voters in Penang voted in the opposition parties ( Oop, they are now the legitimate state government) because they wanted CHANGE. The right thing to do is to respect the aspirations of the people. I sincerely hope all politicians accept the outcome of the general elections, respect the wishes of the people, and refrained from inciting racial tensions with uncalled for racial championing statements. We are all Malaysians now, let us all not resort to the immoral championing of each other rights along the line of race and religion. Malaysians do not have problem with the NEP and whatever affirmative actions in the name of NEP. But, Malaysians want a complete STOP to all the abuses in the name of NEP. Again, the right thing to do is to respect the wishes of the people.

A local newspaper also quoted a Penang politician to have said “Since the people have clearly rejected development and made their choice for a change, we will recommend to the federal government to cancel all such projects. Don’t blame us for this,........."

My dear politicians, the role of the federal government is to ensure fair and equitable development across the nation irregardless of whether the state gvernments are controlled by the opposition or otherwise. Seeking the federal government to sabotage the development of Penang is an act of disrespect to the constitution of Malaysia. These people should learn some cultureness to accept and respect the democratic rights of the people. On one hand, the Prime Minister asked the Penang State Government to be fair to all in Penang. But on the other hand, his misguided supporters in Penang are seeking the federal government not to be fair to the people of Penang. It gave me the impression that, sometimes, some of these people are basically hopeless perverts ! When they discriminate other people, they claimed it is their rights. When they no longer have the capability to discriminate others, they claimed others denied them their rights ! For heaven sake, they should take a look at themselves in the mirror, because when they point their fingers at others to blame others for their state of being, their sored thumbs are pointing directly at their own despicable being.

It is indeed also very sad to note that, recently, racial scumbags had spreaded all sorts of racial and religious rumors against the newly formed state government. I guess their objectives is to make use of religion to incite Muslim's hatreds against the state government and to sow disharmony among the people of Penang. Scumbags are all the same wherever you go, they lived and lurked in shit holes, smell like shit, and talked in farting languages from dark corner of their conscience. I also forget to mention that scumbags are lousy losers! These scumbags are probably trying to recreate another May 13. For their information, the souls of those motherfuckers who incited racial violences during the May 13 1969 incident are all now rotting in HELL. I sincerely hope the Police can act fairly and firmly to identify and locate these despicable racist motherfuckers and put them into Hotel Kamunting.

The General Elections is over. Winners must not take all, and the losers must have the grace to accept the democratic rights of the people Let bygone be bygone, and it is now to move forward. Let the healing begin, and let us all work together to mend the broken bridges. Be fair, and play fair.

Masih ada esok bagi ku, bagi lu, and bagi mu......

General Elections 2008 is over.

One interesting observation is, with all the MSM blatantly biased against the opposition parties, the opposition parties managed to capitalized on the Internet to spread their message across. For the first time in the history of Malaysia, the opposition parties brought their battles for political awareness and reinforcements on blogs and community Internet forums. Effectively, the MSM are rendered useless. I doubt educated people buy the proposition put forward by Barisan Nasional in the local newspapers and TV stations. In fact, my local newspaper vendor told me that, the newspapers sale dropped substantially during the campaign period. Too bad, the Barisan Nasional underestimated the power of blogs and relied on dinosaur media to spread their propaganda, and they paid the price for it. Interestingly, the Information Minister who tried to contain the spread of blogs and advocated the discretization of bloggers are also voted out by the voters.

Another interesting fact is, RACE BASED POLITIC IS SLOWLY DYING ! Almost all the race based political parties advocating racial rights suffered humiliating defeats. Politically, Malaysians have matured. Malaysians no longer want to be divided along racial and religious lines. I sincerely hope all those race based political parties understand the aspirations of the new Malaysians. The right thing for them to do is to refrain from continuously harping on racial and religious issues to incite disharmony to gain immoral acceptance.

Of course, I do hope the Election Commission (SPR) can be revamped to ensure better impartiality, independent, transparency, and accountability. As it is, within the blogsphere, there are so many postings out there in the cyber space questioning the integrity of the electoral roll, the allocation of military votes, etc. No matter how much the assurance given by the SPR and the ruling government, as long as this doubts are not objectively audited and dispelled, people will always perceived the election process as unfair.

Judging by the popular vote in West Malaysia, BN gained less than 50% of the popular vote, therefore, has lost significant support from West Malaysian. Out of the total 140 Parliamentary seats secured by BN, almost 40% of the seats are delivered by BN's component parties in Sabah and Sarawak. The reality is, the opposition parties in West Malaysia now received more support from the people compared to BN.

For the first time in 50 years, there is now a balance of “power” in the parliament. With the exception of East Malaysia ( Sabah and Sarawak ), the people in West Malaysia has something to look forward into the future – a better Malaysia for all Malaysians.

I went to an Indian Muslim coffee shop in USJ the morning after the 12th General Elections for breakfast. I can practically sense the jovial energies radiating and embracing all the multi-racial customers there. Everybody there was in a victorious and celebratory moods. As I approach a table, I wish the person sitting at the table “Makka Sakti”, he stood up, shake my hand, jovially replied “makka sakti”, and invited me to share his table for breakfast. Somehow, the invisible and psychological enslavement of fears due to years of indoctrinations of politics along racial and religious lines has been broken. Malaysians from all walks of life has finally come together taking the first step to retire all those outdated, self serving, corrupt, and greedy pariahs from the political landscape of Malaysia. Makka Sakti, indeed Makka Sakti it is.

Probably the euphoria of the people will subside over the next few weeks. For most Malaysians, it will be back to work as usual to face the harsh reality of making a living in Malaysia. Whatever it is, from now on, let us all hope the winners and losers can play their roles accordingly to contribute to chart Malaysia into glorious days ahead.

I guess by now, Barisan Nasional knows the reasons why they fared so badly. Likewise, the opposition parties also know why they done well. Hopefully, the losers will repent for their past sins, and the winners honour their words to work towards a better Malaysia for all Malaysians. The people had demonstrated their wills. For all those elected representatives, I do sincerely hope they recognized the sacred fact that, the people are the Yang Berhormat, not the elected representatives. They are the national servants elected by the people to serve the people. The people have the power to put them there, and the people also have the power to bring them down. So, to all those elected representatives, let not the election victories indulged them into self glorifications and breach of trusts by the people.

Malaysians has voted for CHANGE. Hear ye, hear ye, dengar, dengar...... The people has spoken. Are you hearing without listening.............. "What doth it worth a man to gain the whole world but suffer the loss of his own Soul."