It pays to be a smoker......

To help smokers kick the habit, a pilot initiative between public health organizations, municipal authorities and the Scottish government offering 12.50 pounds per week to smokers to quit will be rolled out in Dundee, north of Edinburgh. Read further at Scottish smokers to be paid to quit.

I guess, 12.5 pounds is approximately RM 70. Wow, if this scheme is introduce in Malaysia, I will probably be richer by RM300 per month. And one thing for sure, being Malaysians, there will be a lot of people registering themselves as smokers to qualify for the scheme.

How come our super duper carpet beggars never thought of this initiative to help Malaysians kick the habit and in the process save billions of ringgits in health care costs for the government, and also enrich themselves with millions of ringgits ?

This is another opportunity for the BN government to rid Malaysians of subsidies mentality, maybe the Ministry of Health should cook up some fairy believable reasons for raising health care costs for the smokers. And, In return, offer monthly “rebates” or “allowances” to all those “registered” smokers. Maybe the government can also rope in our super efficient Pos Malaysia to do the disbursement nationwide. Of course to compensate POS Malaysia for the transaction and administrative expenses, similar to the recent Petrol Rebates, the government can always pay POS Malaysia RM 60 per smoker per year. Assuming 20% of the populations are smokers, there will be approximately 5.2 millions smokers in the country. That will probably work out to RM 312 millions revenues annually for POS Malaysia. So, to all those well connected people, do you smell the opportunities yet ? There are lots of money to be made, you know.

The funny thing is, I am not surprise at all, if the shareholders of POS Malaysia and the Ministry Of Health are probably already working on scheming a scheme. In Malaysia, what else is not possible ? Not wanting to be sarcastic, but honestly, I do think Malaysia is a land of opportunities if you have the technical know-who.

Paying smokers to quit smoking ? How about paying drug addicts to quit drugs ? How about paying alcoholics to quit drinkings ? How about paying prostitutes quit prostitution ? How about............ I shake my head.

Preacher Man, you there ?

Some mothers do have them

A robber attempted to rob a shop in Chicago, but was told by the employee there that the manager who has key to the safe is not in. The robber, 18-years-old Ruben Zarate, left his cell phone number and asked the employee to call him back when the manager is in. The employee called the police. Plain clothes policemen were stationed in the shop to lay an ambush. They called the would be robber using the given number. Guess what, the dumb head actually turned up waving his gun again trying to rob the shop, but he was shot by the policemen and caught. READ FURTHER HERE.

This funny character does remind me of some of our corrupted politicians here. Well, do I need to say more ? Every minute, a fool is born into this world. And God created human being ? That mighty fella must have a good sense of humour.......

Fancy a new ass ?

Is this supposed to be a funny news or gory professional mistake ?

A German pensioner checked into a hospital in Hochfranken, Bravaria for an operation on her leg, but the medical team performed a a surgery on her sphincter instead. She woke up with a New Anus ! The woman is currently looking around for a new hospital to perform surgery on her leg.

Are these doctors graduates of bolihland who can't differentiate between an ass and a leg ?

Of Gandhi in Malaysia.....

This is a poster of the great man, Gandhi. The poster was used by the peaceful demonstrators in a rally organized by HINDRAF to highlight the claimed unfair treatments received by the Indian community in Malaysia

This is the picture of Hishamuddin, the Youth chief of a Malay based political party in Malaysia.

No insensitivity intended. I am not trying to compare the great man, Ghandi, with a lesser known politician.

Maybe I have a pair of cock eyes. But the facial features of Gandhi and Hishamuddin look quite similar to me. If Gandhi is still alive today and stand next to Hishamuddin, I would probably mistaken Hishamuddin as son of Ghandi. Hmmm, no malice intended. I do wonder, whether Gandhi has Malay blood or Hishamuddin has Indian blood running somewhere along the family ancestry.....

Gandhi is a peaceful man who inspire civil disobedience in India that send the Ketuanan Mat Salleh back to where they belong. Whatever it is, civil disobedience as taken root in Malaysia...........

The Blasphemous Teddy Bear

It probably seemed like the most innocent of ideas to the newly arrived teacher from England, still settling into life in the Sudanese capital Khartoum. She asked her class of six and seven-year-olds to dress up and name a teddy bear, and keep a diary of his outings. She hoped it would provide material for projects for the rest of the year. And it might have, except for the name the children chose for their bear: Xxxxxxxx.

Now Gillian Gibbons, 54, is spending her second night in a Sudanese prison, accused of insulting Xxxxx's Prophet. She faces a public lashing or up to six months in prison if found guilty on charges of blasphemy.

For further details, read HERE

Well, what else can I say ? I roll my eyes, hit my forehead, and I shake my head....

Breasts of Mass Destruction !

At times, I do go crazy with the sight of beautiful breasts, but beautiful as it may, some breasts can be also very destructive !

According to a news report in Daily Telegraph, a 31 years old Australian barmaid, Luana De Favani was fined A$1000 for crushing beer cans with her bare breasts, and for hanging spoons from her nipples. She was guilty of breaching the Liquor Control Act. Favani's colleague, Tracey Leslie, was also fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons on Favani's nipples. For failing to stop the pair from performing the macro gravitation act, the hotel manager was fined A$1000. The local police, Supt David Parkinson, said: "It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises."

Hmmm... I wish they can re-enact the act again. This is probably the 8th wonder of the world. I would definite love to see this act being perform again. Just name the place, I will be there ! Come to think of it, all the humsup men out there, beware and be warned not to plunge you face between a woman's breasts again. If those boobs can crush beer can, I bet your lump of protoplasm wouldn't stand a chance of getting out in good shape. You may end up having your brain squeeze out from your cranial cavity.

Women, women,...... don't under estimate the power of a woman !

Don't play play with jealous woman....

In the southern state of Johore, Kamaruddin Abdullah, a 43 years old Indonesian man, has a domestic encounter of a different kind with his 47 years old first wife, Umidah Setu. Kamaruddin was resting on the bed after sex with his wife. The wife was apparently driven by jealousy when the husband compared her with his newly wedded second wife. She took a kitchen knife and attacked the husband's penis. Despite the pains caused by his almost severed penis, Kamarudin managed to ride his motorcycle to the local hospital to seek medical help. Wow, what a real man ! With 11 stitches, the doctor managed to reattached his penis. The 47 years old wife was arrested by the police for voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon.

Read 不滿娶小妾 妒妻割夫子孫根 .

So, you itchy men out there, does that made you feel like a real man to venture beyond your little manhood to have more than one wife ? Well, it maybe your god damned rights to have multiple wives. But we are living in modern society, not tribal cave. Be sensitive to your spouse, and have some basic respect to the mother of your children. Say TAK NAK lah to your little itch. Don't you think it is impossible for one little dick to cover used holes of different sizes at any one time ? Never, never, underestimate what a woman can do when she is jealous and agitated ! Snip, snip... dickory hickory dicks, one day, your little dick may end up in your doggie's belly.

It's a dog life

The Majlis Perbandaran Selayang ( Selayang Municipal Council ) recently made an announcement on its website for a unique dog-catching competition. Prices ranging from RM1,000 to RM 15,000 are offered to Resident Committees within the council's jurisdiction. Well, well, there seemed to be a lot of “dog bashing” and actions taken against dogs by various town and municipal council all these while.

The announcement drew criticism from pet lovers and some NGO organizations. Personally speaking, I accept the fact that, stray animals are at times, create unbearable and irritating nuisances. I find it difficult to comprehend why the pet lovers and NGO's are against this unique initiative of the Selayang Municipal Council. The fact of the matter is, the competition is aimed at reducing the number of stray dogs, and the council also stated very clearly that the stray dogs must be captured alive in compliance with its various bylaws.

If we can allowed monkey to be captured and sold for export revenues, why are we so objectionable to humane capturing of stray dogs for better management thereafter ? It is easy for pet lovers to protest the initiative, but again, if the pet lovers are responsible and caring in the first place, they should not have allowed their pets to become strayed in the street. Perhaps, to ease the fear of NGO such as Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA), Petpositive, Malaysian Animal Rights and Welfare Society, etc., the municipal council should provide documentary guideline and compliance on how the stray dogs will be handled once they are captured and handed over to the council. Maybe, Selayang Municipal Council can become the first council in Malaysia to train stray dogs to cripple pirated VCD rings.

Beside stray dogs, I personally encountered more problems coping with stray cats than stray dogs. The problems with stray cats are (1) indiscriminate dropping of smelly feces, (2) irritating noises in the middle of nights that disrupt sleeps, (3) unsightly and indiscriminate scavenging for foods, etc. Sincerely, I do hope the Selayang Municipal Council can extend the “dog catching” initiative to include also “Cat Catching”. It is beyond my comprehension that why all the various town councils are not taking the necessary action to also control the problems of stray cats. The stray cats are as much a nuisance as the stray dogs. Let's hope all the town and municipal councils can come up with effective and humane initiatives to deal with stray animals irregardless of whether it is a scobby-doo or pussy cat. Or perhaps, only the dogs are targeted because warm pussies are too irresistible to be caged ?

“ Ooh, pussycat pussycat, where have you been? I've been up to London to visit the Queen. Pussycat pussycat, what did you dare? I frightened a little mouse under her chair. MEOWW! “ Here goes, the pussycats have been decreed by the Queen of England to romp anywhere they like. So, Her Majesty's order is our command. Le's love the cats.....

Scobby-doo, don't feel so bad, here is a poem to cheer you up :

A Dogs Soul
(by unknown )

Every dog must have a soul
Somewhere deep inside
Where all his hurts and grievances
Are buried with his pride.
Where he decides the good and bad,
The wrong way from the right,
And where his judgement carefully
Is hidden from our sight.
A dog must have a secret place
Where every thought abides,
A sort of close acquaintance that
He trusts in and confides.
And when accused unjustly for
Himself, He cannot speak,
Rebuked, He finds within his soul
The comfort he must seek.
He'll love, tho'he is unloved,
And he'll serve tho'badly used,
And one kind word will wipe away
The times when he's abused.
Altho' his heart may break in two
His love will still be whole,
Because God gave to every dog
An understanding Soul!

Don't try your luck too far...

The owner of a car dealership in Atlanta, Rolandas Milinavicius, was having financial problems and under stress. When two of his employee, Inga Contreras and Martynas Simokaitis, kept pestering him for pay rises, he snapped and turned violence. He shot dead both of them, then surrendered to the police and confessed to the killings. Read "Cops: Atlanta Car Dealer Murdered 2 Employees Because They Kept Asking for Raises".

So, you think your boss is bad ? If you think you deserved higher pay, go start digging your trenches elsewhere. With the current economic conditions, most businesses are struggling to stay afloat and under tremendous stress. So, don't stretch your boss limits too far, you may end up being the copycat version of Inga and Martynas ! On hindsight, why commit murder ? If the business is not doing well, just shut it down, and look out for other business ventures. Probably all parties will end up happier - The boss with less burden, and the employee can seek higher salaries elsewhere.

The Boss don't owe the employee a living. And, the employee don't owe the Boss a living. It's all about business decisions. No violences and no bad feelings ! Right ?

Sleeping with explosives ?

A couple is pictured wrapping powerful mining explosives into rolls in a shabby room at a quarry in Jiaxing district, Wuhan, Hubei. No safety precautions and procedures are implemented in this dangeorus job. And the worst part is, the baby is left sleeping within close proximity of the dangerous work area.

What if there is an accident that trigger spontaneous combustion of the explosives ? I do hope the Chinese authority can clamp down on these irresponsible mining operations. It is not acceptable at all to produce cheap goods to flood the market at the expense of risking human lives. Please play fair, and be responsible to the poor and under priviledges.

Source : ChinaView

It's a dog life ?

A retired professor, Lin, spend 100,680 yuan (USD 14K) to enggage a funeral home in Chengdu, China, on lavish funeral services for his dead pet dog. The dog was a stray dog adopted by him three months ago when he relocated from Dalian to Chengdu. According to him, his pet dog is a symphathetic and loyal friend. Giving a lavish funeral services to the dead dog is to express his grief over the passing of his dog.

Read HERE for futher details.

Well, what can I say, the Chinese are getting increasingly very wealthy nowaday with its super charged economy. But, was it neccessary to spend such amount of money on a dead pet ?

Dear doggie, rest in peace. May the dogmighty bless your "soul" and guide you to dogvana. Namo Amithaba Buddha.....

False hope by God ?

It is amazing how human mind's work ! Well, whether we like it or not, in this world, there are bound to be a lot of intentionally deluded sickos trying all sorts of justifications to avoid responsibilities for their ill meaning actions.

I found it amusing to read a news article regarding a 40 years old Romanian man by the name of Pavel Mircea filing a lawsuit in the town of Timisoara against God. Pavel Mircea was sentence to serve 20 years in prison for committing murder. He sued God for not answering his prayers and breach of contract in protecting him from evil and turning over him to Satan who encourage him to kill.

Mircea listed "God, resident in heaven, represented in Romania by the Orthodox church" as the defendant in his law suit. He claimed that God has accepted his prayers and offerings without providing any services in return. He also alleged that God's dereliction include fraud, breach of trust, abuse of position of authority, and misappropriation of goods.

Read Further at WorldNetDaily.com

In the past, I find it amusing to read about deluded criminals and sickos carrying out misdeeds in the name of their God. I also find it annoying to read about grievance seekers blaming everybody except themselves for their ill intentions. Blaming God for your own stupidities and criminalities ? I think this is a bit too ridiculous. Maybe he should also sue his parents for providing wrong education. Why not also sue his siblings for not doing more or doing to little to satisfy his perverted delusions of perpetually blaming others ? Well, I guess sickos are all the same no matter where they are from.

As a Buddhist, I do not believe in the existence of relationship between self and God. But I do believe in Karma and Vipakka, and I believe in living an ethical life. So my friends, believe in yourself, be good and do good. Stop blaming God or everybody else for your so called "misfortunes" or "misdeeds". Life would be more meaningful if all of us can have the moral obligations to be responsible for our own actions. Don't you think so ? By the way, the most sacred and holy place of worhsip is in your heart and mind. Going to beautiful places of worships and parading to be seen by many to be God fearing is not going to make you a better or spiritual person.

In God we trust ? I shake my head..... Om Namo Amithaba Buddha....

Honour be thy name ?

A six week old baby girl from Perton, Wolverhampton, UK probably has the world's longest name ! Her boxing crazed mother, in keeping with her family's tradition, gave her 25 middle names ( all from the name of famous boxers ). The baby girl's full name is "Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown".

The name is 184 characters long, long enough to crash out a lot of computer applications out there. The poor girl would probably going to need a lot of efforts to even remember her name. Unusual name indeed, But I guess it is still better than some Malaysian Chinese names such as Too Sai ( pig shit ) , Gong Cow ( stupid dog ), Kow Sai ( dog shit ) Too Kia ( piglet ), See Hang ( toilet bowl), Too koh ( pig stud ), etc... Somehow, the olden days Chinese seemed to believe that, if you gave your child a strange name, the evil spirits will leave them alone and let the child grow up peacefully and healthily. Make sense ? Well, some parents do have distinctly inappropriate sense of appropriateness. I shake my head...

No insult intended, my son named his pet dog "Bush". He love to give command such as "I say, Bush, Sit !", " Bush roll over !", "Bush, lick my foot !", etc. It is really fun and destressing to watch our "Bush" doing all these acrobatic acts to beg for foods !

By the way, I am thinking of getting one Bull Dog as additional pet. Just curious, is it an offense in Malaysia to name my pet dog after some politicians ?

Top 3 sexual fantasies of Women ?

All these nonsenses of promoting the noble values of freedom of religion, human rights, and criminalization of racist discriminations are making me a very indifference persons. After all, all these mental retards are simply a bunch of immorally arrogance, socially decadence, culurally bastardized, racially parasitic, politically bankrupt, and religiously too farked up to understand their perpetual hypocrisies.

For a start, Let me obliged my self to have a little bit diversion to let my basic instinct to rule my head. Like the Hokkien said "Chui Kong Lan Par song........."

I read this article in iVillage and found it "interesting". According to the article ( written by Tracey Cox ) published in iVillage, the Top 3 sexual fantasies of women are :

Fantasy #1: He's a virgin ‑- and you're Mrs. Robinson
Fantasy #2: He's your sex slave
Fantasy #3: You're abducted by a stranger

The article also detailed instruction on resources needed and action plan for the women to carry out the role play. Want to know more ? Please read HERE.

Tracey Cock ( Ooop, sorry, Cox ) also advised women to read her "most frequently asked questions about sexual fantasies" if they are not sure how to introduce this sexual role play.

These are TOP 3 sexual fantasies of women ? WO-MEN, are you serious ? Hmmm... interesting ! Does it apply to Malaysian women ? Maybe tomorrow morning I will ask my soul mate to verify............

Namo Amithaba Buddha.....

A flying pussy ?

I spotted this interesting article from Ananova. According to Granny Feng from China's Shangxi province, her tom cat sprouted two 4 inches long wings after being sexually harassed by many female cats. Feng said her cat look like a "cat angel" with the new wings. She must be CAT-holic !

Well, I have no problem to accept the fact that cat has NINE lives. But, a flying pussy ? Come on, give me a break !!!!!! What's next ? A fish called Wanda ? An ape that became President of a CUNTry ?

World's Oldest Mom

World's Oldest Mom Bears Twins at 67
By Associated Press
December 30, 2006

MADRID, Spain -- A 67-year-old Spanish woman became the world's oldest mother after she gave birth to twins in the northern city of Barcelona on Saturday, a hospital official said.

The woman, whose identity has not been revealed by Sant Pau hospital, gave birth by caesarian section on Saturday having previously undergone in vitro fertilization in the United States, according to the national news agency EFE.

Originally from the southern region of Andalucia, the new mother chose the Barcelona hospital because it specializes in high-risk births.

The mother and twins are all doing well though the babies are both in incubators, a hospital spokeswoman said. The hospital did not reveal the gender of the twins.

The previous holder of the oldest mother record was 66-year-old Romanian citizen Adriana Iliescu who gave birth to baby Eliza Maria in Jan. 2005.