There are cats in my garden....

The dirty looking cat just arrogantly jumped into my garden and chased away the beautiful birds. Some people just love pussies, but the problem is, they let their pussies roaming around the neighborhood, scavenging garbage can for foods, discharging smelly faeces on other people gardens, and making all those irritating on heat noises.

To all those irresponsible cat owners, they should know, that not everybody love their smelly and dirty pussies. It looks like I have to bring in a pet dog to keep all those unwelcome cats away from my garden.

I can not understand why the local town councils are having the biases against dogs. They go all the way to hunt down dogs in the neighborhood. Some town councils even compelled dog owners to seek permissions from their neighbors before dog owning licenses are issued. But when comes to cats, the local town councils seemed to think that it is everybody goddamn rights to live with dirty pussies menaces.

I don't think a lot of people love cats. Some Asian families believed that cats bring luck to their families, but I don't see these people who don't keep cats as pets, going around hating cats, or causing difficulties to cat owners. I have no problem with cats, but I sincerely wish all those cat owners can have some basic decency civic mindedness to keep their cats under control and feed them well. I am completely repulsed by all those idiots who let their cats roaming around the neighborhood rummaging the garbage cans, and dropping the smelly faeces in my garden.

Maybe I am wrong, I do wonder whether the preferences by local authorities for cats and discrimination against dogs are driven by religious ignorances. But whatever it is, may I kindly remind the local authorities that, they are paid by the tax payers to do their jobs and not to practice their personal biases and preferences.

One question I want to put forward to some of the local town councils. Why the discriminations against dogs. Why no actions taken against stray cats and their owners ? Why not also compel the cat owners to seek permissions from their neighbors before cat owning licenses are issued ? Well, perhaps, for reasons only known to them, may be they love smelly pussies but not the old and reliable Hot Dog...

Meow....meow..... here come the pussy men looking for hot dogs again !!!!!

A praying Dog.....

( Source : nydailynews )

Buddhist priest Joei Yoshikuni, and his Chihuahua named Conan in daily prayers at Naha's Shuri Kannondo temple in Okinawa. The dog usually does his daily prayer before his morning and after his evening meals. The priest is now trying to teach Conan how to meditate.

Bow wows, a Buddhist dog ? It goes to show that Buddhism is truly a universal religion for all living things on earth. Hahaha.... Perhaps, to make it more Zen like, the priest should have shaved the dog's head, and custom made a monk's robe for the dog.

Namo... Namo.... Namo Amithaba Chihuahua.... Woof, woof, woof.....

Global Meltdown ?

"Black Monday !", they said. "Market crashed !", they cried. But who cares ? We dogs had perfected the art of blissful sleep. When we wake up, it will be a doggone day, everything will be okay. After all, how low can the market go ? It looks like a bear, sound likes a bear, but lingamnomic said, the market is still bullish...... Between bulls and bears, we dogs do not discriminate ! We sleep, therefore, we are the most lovable animals by civilized people.

Doggies' world....

A New Year Dog Party ?

Dogs are men's best friends. I hope this statement is not offensive to the misguided religious belief of all those apology seeking pussies lovers. Sure, I can understand the wonderful feeling of touching a warm pussy, but at the same time, I also hope others can be respectful of my rights to caress and stroke my hot dog. By the way, a dog is the only creation of god who loves you more than he loves himself. Like it or not, a dog is a nicer person than the average pussies lovers. If you take good care of a dog, he will wag his tail in gratitude whenever he sees you, loyal to you, and will never bite you. Can man do that ?

Do you know, when you come home, your dog will always run to the door to greet you and jump in joy. Whenever you are having a bad day, he will sit by your side silently no matter how long it takes. Now, has your wife and pussy ever done that to you ? Do you also know, DOG is the mirror image of GOD ? So, treat your dog well, and GOD will love you in return.....

In association of dogs contributions to civilized human's civilization, a New Year Dog Party was organized for dogs in Tokyo on January 12 and 13 2008. The party includes various events such as fashion show, yoga, arotherapy, health counselling, etc. for the dogs and theirs owners.

Woof... woof.... for more information on the New Year Dog Party, please visit HERE. I think the site is written in funny dog language only the Japanese can understand, you need to be a dog lover to understand the site's contents.

Oh well, like my dog always say to me "Life is short; Bite hard !" Om Namo Amithaba Buddha.....

Baby toy poodles...

Love me love my dog.

An interesting survey was carried out by Beijing's Renming University on dog ownership. The survey is supported by Companion Animal Research and Information Centre. The survey was conducted on 1050 people, of which 693 people do not keep dogs. The conclusion is, civilized and educated people are receptive to dog ownership. Majority of the people surveyed are not opposed to other people owning dog. Most people also consider dogs as lovely, loyal, and friendly. The survey also noted a small percentage of perverts who go around hating, beating, or abuse dogs at every available opportunity. Read more at China Daily's Love thy neighbor - and neighbor's dog, too

Prayer of a Stray Dog
( author unknown )

Dear God, Please send me somebody who'll care!
I'm tired of running, I'm sick with despair.
My body is aching, it's so racked with pain,
And Dear God, I pray as I run in the rain,
That someone will love me and give me a home.
A warm cozy bed and a big juicy bone.
My last owner tied me all day in the yard
Sometimes with no water and God that was hard!
So I chewed my leash God, and I ran away
To rummage in garbage and live as a stray.
But now God, I'm tired and hungry and cold.
And I'm so afraid that I'll never grow old.
They've chased me with sticks and hit me with stones
While I run the streets just looking for bones!
I'm not really bad God, Please help if you can,
For I have become just a "Victim of Man!"
I'm wormy Dear God, and I'm ridden with fleas and
All that I want is an owner to please!
If you find one for me God, I'll try to be good
And I won't chew their shoes, but I'll do as I should.
I'll love them, protect them and try to obey
When they tell me to sit, to lie down or to stay!
I don't think I'll make it too long on my own,
Cause I'm getting so weak and I'm so all alone.
Each night as I sleep in the bushes I cry,
Cause I'm so afraid God, that I'm gonna die!
And I've got so much love and devotion to give,
That I should be given a new chance to live.
So Dear God PLEASE, Please answer my Prayer and
Send me somebody who WILL really care...
That is, Dear God, If YOU'RE REALLY there!

For those people who are still bend on hating dogs using all sorts of irrational reasons, my advise to them is simple. REPENT ! Otherwise, in your next life, you shall be reincarnated as an abused street dog. I loved dogs. Dogs are men's best friend. It is as simple as that. Come to think of it, between dogs and cats, I still prefer dogs. BUT, I will never hate cats. The sights of warm pussies can also be quite pleasing and tempting at times. Ahhhh.... tai tak ng sek tak, ngor sei sai loh.....

At my age, I would rather prefer a Hot Dog over a warm pussy.

It's a dog life

The Majlis Perbandaran Selayang ( Selayang Municipal Council ) recently made an announcement on its website for a unique dog-catching competition. Prices ranging from RM1,000 to RM 15,000 are offered to Resident Committees within the council's jurisdiction. Well, well, there seemed to be a lot of “dog bashing” and actions taken against dogs by various town and municipal council all these while.

The announcement drew criticism from pet lovers and some NGO organizations. Personally speaking, I accept the fact that, stray animals are at times, create unbearable and irritating nuisances. I find it difficult to comprehend why the pet lovers and NGO's are against this unique initiative of the Selayang Municipal Council. The fact of the matter is, the competition is aimed at reducing the number of stray dogs, and the council also stated very clearly that the stray dogs must be captured alive in compliance with its various bylaws.

If we can allowed monkey to be captured and sold for export revenues, why are we so objectionable to humane capturing of stray dogs for better management thereafter ? It is easy for pet lovers to protest the initiative, but again, if the pet lovers are responsible and caring in the first place, they should not have allowed their pets to become strayed in the street. Perhaps, to ease the fear of NGO such as Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA), Petpositive, Malaysian Animal Rights and Welfare Society, etc., the municipal council should provide documentary guideline and compliance on how the stray dogs will be handled once they are captured and handed over to the council. Maybe, Selayang Municipal Council can become the first council in Malaysia to train stray dogs to cripple pirated VCD rings.

Beside stray dogs, I personally encountered more problems coping with stray cats than stray dogs. The problems with stray cats are (1) indiscriminate dropping of smelly feces, (2) irritating noises in the middle of nights that disrupt sleeps, (3) unsightly and indiscriminate scavenging for foods, etc. Sincerely, I do hope the Selayang Municipal Council can extend the “dog catching” initiative to include also “Cat Catching”. It is beyond my comprehension that why all the various town councils are not taking the necessary action to also control the problems of stray cats. The stray cats are as much a nuisance as the stray dogs. Let's hope all the town and municipal councils can come up with effective and humane initiatives to deal with stray animals irregardless of whether it is a scobby-doo or pussy cat. Or perhaps, only the dogs are targeted because warm pussies are too irresistible to be caged ?

“ Ooh, pussycat pussycat, where have you been? I've been up to London to visit the Queen. Pussycat pussycat, what did you dare? I frightened a little mouse under her chair. MEOWW! “ Here goes, the pussycats have been decreed by the Queen of England to romp anywhere they like. So, Her Majesty's order is our command. Le's love the cats.....

Scobby-doo, don't feel so bad, here is a poem to cheer you up :

A Dogs Soul
(by unknown )

Every dog must have a soul
Somewhere deep inside
Where all his hurts and grievances
Are buried with his pride.
Where he decides the good and bad,
The wrong way from the right,
And where his judgement carefully
Is hidden from our sight.
A dog must have a secret place
Where every thought abides,
A sort of close acquaintance that
He trusts in and confides.
And when accused unjustly for
Himself, He cannot speak,
Rebuked, He finds within his soul
The comfort he must seek.
He'll love, tho'he is unloved,
And he'll serve tho'badly used,
And one kind word will wipe away
The times when he's abused.
Altho' his heart may break in two
His love will still be whole,
Because God gave to every dog
An understanding Soul!

The dogs, the cats, and the Malaysians.....

Malaysians are, at times, a very inconsiderate lot.

Take for example, the dog owners, I really appreciate the fact that most of the dog owners are super caring pet lovers. But what I find it difficult to accept is, most dog owners who took their dogs for an evening or morning walks in the parks or residential roads, lacked sense of social responsibilities. On many instances, the dog owners just let the dog dropped their feces on the parks or residential roads without having the courteousy to scope up the feces and properly disposing it off. Some dog owners, mistakenly thinking that their 22' x 75' terrace houses are huge palaces, keep big size dog or multiple dogs in a small compound, making the uncomfortable dogs howlings and barkings all day long without giving due considerations to the neighbours' peace of minds.

Talk about cat owners. I am equally frustrated with their pea brain mentality. Every morning, without failed, I have the honour to scope the cat droppings in my garden for disposal, otherwise, my small garden stinked. Come to think of it, I recalled in the villages, the cats usually have the sanitary manner of digging a hole, drop the feces in the hole, then cover it up with the sands. But the city cats is another breed altogether, probably having the same mentality as their owners. They just jump into your small garden, shit on whatever spot they like, shake their fat ass and meowed off just like that ! The city cat are real Kurang ajar and uncultured cats ! Would the cat owners have the basic decency to keep their cats in the cage, make sure they drop their bombs inside the cages, before they are let out to romp the neighbourhoods' gardens ?

On many instances, my sleeps are disturbed. Simply because there are bunch of cats on heats near the vicinities of my house. The male cats will meowed "Mau..... Maaaaaauuuuuuu", and female cats will meowed "Tak mau.... taaaak maaaaaauuuuuuuu...." And, all the non stop snatching and scratching sounds of the cats meowing in orgasms..... Does the sounds made me horny ? NO ! It really made me REALLY PISSED OFF with the cats.

Would the local town council do something about the dog and cat owners ? Don't just go after the dog owners. Please also go after the strayed cats and educate the uncultured cat owners to be more responsible pet owners.

Well, what else can I say ? I need a cup of coffee to ........ forget it. Better go to sleep now......

It's a dog life !

Dogs are men's best friends. Don't you know ??

Religion preaches cruelty to Dog ?

I am very sad that a dog was so cruelly beaten and attacked by a group of Indonesian workers in a construction site in Malaysia on December 2nd 2006. The dog was so badly abused and beaten that its lower jaw was crushed and its tongue badly lacerated. When the dog was rescued by Sabrina Yeap, the Managing Director of Furry Friends Farm, its lower jaw was dangling and his tongue was hanging out.

It was reported that, two eye-witnesses saw a group of Indonesians calling the dog "haram" as they viciously attacked the helpless dog. The pictures of the beaten dog are so horrific that I simply can not understand the insanity of these barbarians.

Sabrina rescued the dog, which she later named Joy, to a veterinary clinic. Joy's lower jaw was so badly damaged that it has to be removed. Joy's was saved, but she will never be able to pick up a ball or eat solid foods again.

All religions do not condone cruelty to animals. To those barbarians with misplaced religious values. The dogs have nothing against your religion, please refrained from picking faults with the defenseless animal. If you think the dog is "haram" against your religion, your minds are as dirty as the urinary discharges of the pigs. Committing cruelty to dogs will not grant you a place in heaven. I don't know which God you believe in. Believe me, there is no credit points for misguided souls and barbarians in heaven. May you idiots who commit cruelty to animals be forever live in hell, both in this life and thereafter.

Cruelty in the name of religion ? I shake my head.... I shake my head....