Sunday, January 27, 2008

Chinese New Year Greetings......

The 4706th Chinese New Year falls on Feb. 7, 2008. This year is the year of the RAT. Chinese New Year is a good time to forgive and forget. Sincerely, if any of the postings in this blog offended your sensitivity, I would like to humbly seek your forgiveness. I would also like to take this opportunity to wish everybody a very prosperous, healthy, and happy year ahead. May all of you have a safe journey to your home town and a good Chinese New Year holiday.

I will be taking a long leave starting tomorrow. This blog MAY NOT be updated until after CNY.

In the mean time, all the best wishes :

竹爆平安 薪水合心 被窝暖心 朋友知心 爱人同心

拥着健康 揣着幸福 携着快乐 搂着温馨 带着甜蜜

牵着财运 拽着吉祥 心願達成 吉祥如意 招財進寶

升官发财 大富大贵 扬名立万 福星高照 出人头地

光宗耀祖 新春快乐 万事大吉 合家欢乐 财源广进

吉祥如意 花开富贵 金玉满堂 春节来临 祝福亲人

财源滚滚 祝福朋友 鼠年亨通 祝福冤家 善良仁慈

祝愿情敌 桃运连连 工作舒心 福禄寿禧 恭喜发财

步步高升 升官發財 一帆風順 大展鴻圖 新年進步

百尺竿頭 更進一步 一元复始 万象更新 年年如意

岁岁平安 财源广进 富贵吉祥 幸福安康 财源滚滚

身体棒棒 爱情甜甜 好运连连 事业蒸蒸 双龙戏珠

三阳开泰 四季发财 五福临门 六六大顺 七星捧月

八面春风 九运当头 十全十美 恭喜恭喜 吉祥如意

笑口常开 合作愉快 万事如意 如意吉祥 心想事成

好事连连 好梦圆圆 马到成功 岁岁平安 梦想成真

事业有成 合家欢乐 万事如意 恭喜发财 财源广进

福旺财旺 万事顺意 业务发展 生意兴隆 财源广进

花开富贵 竹报平安 年年有余 岁岁平安 早得贵子

多福多壽 吉星高照 大吉大利 歲歲平安 五福臨門

恭喜发财 招财进宝 春风得意 大展鸿图 学业有成

马到成功 平安愉快 如意福满 升官發財 財源廣進

財運亨通 招財進寶 橫財就手 福到財到 八方來財

財運滾滾 千萬幸福 千萬快樂 千萬平安 千萬健康

千萬順心 如意福满 安康长寿 甜甜蜜蜜 欢欣无比

家业兴旺 大有作为 家庭和睦 四季平安


Dong dong chiang, dong dong chiang, dong chiang dong chiang..... xin nia kaw, xin niah kaw.... ang ang beh hai lang ah... gong xi gong xi nee, gong xi gong xi nee yah.....

Good NiteZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Makan makan

I love youtiao (油條). In Malaysia, the Cantonese called the youtiao, Yaw-Char-gwai (油炸鬼 - translated : "deep fried ghost"). The Hokkien has a more politically correct name of "You-Char-Kuei" (油炸檜 - "Deep Fried Kuei"). For more information on this simple but popular and famous Chinese food, please HERE and HERE.

How does youtiao got the name of You-Char Kuei ? According to grand grand father story dating back many thousand years ago, an Imperial Palace Official ( similiar to the present day Cabinet Ministers ) by the name Qin Kuai (秦檜, Cantonese: Chun Kui) and his wife collaborated with the enemies to plot and frame a patriotic general Yue Fei (岳飛). As a mark of protest and cursing of Qin Kuei and his wife for their tracherous acts, peope in the Song Dynasty made two joining human-shaped doughs, symbolically represents Qin Kuai and his wife. The doughs are deep fried and eaten as an expression of hatred towards the tracherous couple.

Hmmm... we have been eating You-Char-Kuei for thousands of years ? It goes to show that the Chinese are unforgiving lot. So, a word of advice, don't ever double crossed a Chinese, you may end up being cursed and your ill deeds remembered for centuries to come.

Coming back to present day Malaysia, maybe unknowingly we also have some local dishes to remember the misdeeds of some Malaysians in Malaysia. No offense intended, but I am not very sure whether some of these dishes have any connotations. First thing that come to my mind are : (1) Chow Lah Lah - clams stir fried in spicy ingradients. I know there is a Pak Lah in Malaysia. (2) Sam Har Mee - A bowl of noodle and prawns in Boiling soup. I know we also have a Samy in Malaysia. (3) Kong Poh Kah Ting - Spicy Diced chicken cooked in sizzling hot clay pot. What a coincident that we also have a Ka Ting in Malaysia.

You know what, I love all these three dishes. And these dishes go very well with LINGAM chilly sauce.

For the time being, if you are in Penang, I think it is a political taboo to order "Sei Tai Ting Wong" ( Four type of legumes stir fried in hot wok). Uncle Lim Keng Yaik may not take it likely, because he may miscontrued it as an intention of disrespect to his Four Heavenly Kings in his Gerakan party. Come to think of it, Gerakan is the only political party in Malaysia that has a class of its own. They nicknamed their four senior party members as Heavenly Kings ! I wonder whether the DAP's rockets are going to be loaded with explosives when they land in Penang Island.

Oh yah, before I forget, Malaysians also have great respect for all the Kwai Loh ( generally speaking, the British whites ). As a mark of respect and due recognition to these Kwai Loh, we named two of our favorite fruits after them - Ang Mor Tan ( Nephelium lappaceum, also known as Rambutan ) and Ang Mor Durian ( Annona muricata, also known as Soursop). Wait, wait, wait... If I am not mistaken, we even named a monkey after them. It is called Ang Mor Kow ( Red Hairy Monkey). By the way, Malaysia used to be a colony of "Great" Britain. Some of us are still so fascinated with the hedonistic lifestyle of our former colonial master that, we feel so shiok to be acknowledged as Tuan ( Master ). For the last couple of years, it never failed to amaze me that there are so many unconciously incompetent people shouting "Ketuanan" this and "Ketuanan" that. What a bunch of infriority complex farting noisily seeking to be acknowledged as tuan-tuan, puan-puan, and pondan ! God saves the Queen !

I shake my head....... I guess it is about time now I go to the Sangha for refuge. Om Namo Amithaba Buddha......

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Of Thaipusam and one man's angers......

Thaipusam cerebration is over. Lots of appreciative thanks to the Hindu activists for their persistence in seeking the administration to grant the day of Thaipusam as a public holiday. All of us have a much needed rest day yesterday.

Prior to the Thaipusam, I was told that, there are SMS going around asking Malaysians of Hindu faith to boycott the famous Batu Cave temple. This morning, the MSM have reported that there are more than 1 million people visited the temple, and the SMS campaign has failed to convince the Hindu devotee to boycott the Batu Cave temple. However, the blogsphere reported otherwise. The usual crowd at Batu Cave has declined substantially. Which is which ? Do we believe the MSM or the blogsphere ? But one thing is certain, the attendance of devotees at Batu Cave temple did dropped substantially. So the fact is, there are indeed many Hindu devotees decided to boycott the Batu Cave temple and instead go to other smaller Hindu temple to perform their annual Thaipusam rites.

Sad to note that, sacred temple and religious event such as Thaipusam, has been misused by politicians to launch political attacks against their opponents. God has nothing to do with infidels's political differences, don't drag God into it.

Most of the MSM are emphasizing that there are more than 1 million people visited Batu Cave temple. Really ? The MSM also provide extensive written coverage of the MIC president, Samy Vellu, and the Thaipusam event at Batu Cave temple. It does gave me an impression that, they are trying their level best to portray to the general pubic that Samy Vellu still has considerable and majority support from Malaysians of Hindu faiths.

Frankly, it is of no concern to me, whether Samy Vellu still has the majority support or not. I guess, as a politician, only MIC members and the voters in his constituency can decide his political fate during the general elections. Can we equate the number of Hindu devotees at Batu Cave to Samy Vellu's political popularity ? Are the claimed and unsubstantiated 1 million visitors to Batu Cave temple all Hindu devotees and supporters of MIC and Samy Vellu ? My God, these devotees are there to pay homage to Lord Murugan, not Samy Vellu ! Rightly, religion should never be used as a tool to seek endorsement of political survival.

However, I do find it very amusing to read some of the reported remarks made by Samy Vellu. These are some of the quotations of Samy Vellu from MSM :

“People who send such SMS are not clean; they are dirty fellows. They are nasty, with a low quality mind and no capacity...”
Nasty, low quality mind, and no capacity... these are words usually used by uneducated and arrogant pariahs. On this auspicious religious day, maybe it is worth the while we refrained from insulting fellow Malaysians with these kind of uncultured words.

“You make me laugh. Do you honestly think Indians are that stupid?”
Sir, Indians are not stupid! Laugh all you can. Mr Samy, they are not Indians, they are Malaysians. People with differing opinions are not stupid, only people who are incapable of accepting differing opinions are stupid. Didn't your father told you so ? And don't underestimate Malaysians. Please remember, the one who laughs last laughs best.

"God knows what is happening and what we have done and he will only help MIC and BN."
I don't know, maybe God did communicated to him that he will help MIC and BN. At the rate it is going, I do honestly believe MIC and BN need all the help they can get from God. Maybe, Malaysian politicians should refrained from referencing God or invoking God to justify their political relevancy. I don't know which God he is referring to. Hindu God, Christian God, Muslim Allah, or a Universal God ? Honestly, do you think God care what political party or political values one has ? I personally think it is abusively arrogant and immoral to associate God with biased statements to justify one's intolerance to others' freedom of speech and expression.

"These are nasty, low grade fellows. They do not have the capacity to do things that comply with law and order."
Mr Samy did said "We must know how to be ashamed. Those who know how to be ashamed will not use kuils." So, is it okay for him to use kuils to conduct political attacks on others ? Honestly, Mr Samy must do what he preached. His actions must be consistent with his words. He should have the political decency to refrain from using sacred temple and sacred religious event to hurl uncalled for remarks against his political opponents.

"Who can threaten us? If anybody threatens us, we can identify him fast. It takes only five hours to find his location. He can't run away from us. I'll hand him over to the police."
In the first place, who is threatening MIC and Samy Vellu ? Is differing in opinion constitutes a threat ? But anyway, it is good to know that our Mr Samy has that kind of super capability. I sincerely hope he can make good use of that capability to help the police to apprehend the murderer (s) of Datuk S. Krishnasamy and help to locate the missing five-year-old Sharlinie Mohd Nashar. Or perhaps, offer his expertise to our Malaysian Police to help fight and reduce crimes.

It does sound like there is a political warfare between MIC and Hindraf seeking to win Hindu support in Malaysia. But so far, the war of words look quite loop sided with only MIC getting the coverage from MSM.

Honestly, in a democratic society, I believe it is the rights of unhappy devotees to send SMS or other means of communication to other Hindu devotees to boycott or support the Batu Cave temple. And equally, it is also the rights of recipients of the SMS to ignore the message and carry on to perform their religious rites in Batu Cave or elsewhere. It is not appropriate to use controlled MSM and religious platform to hurl ucultured words and uncalled for remarks to others who differed in opinions.

Be fair, and play fair. OM Namo Amithaba Buddha. Om Mani Pedme Hum....

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Happy Thaipusan

To all my Hindu brothers and sisters, a very Happy Thaipusan. May the God of War, Lord Murugan continue to bless this earth with peace and prosperity. Today is declared a National Public Holiday in Malaysia, Thank You Very Much, HINDRAF !

Global Meltdown ?

"Black Monday !", they said. "Market crashed !", they cried. But who cares ? We dogs had perfected the art of blissful sleep. When we wake up, it will be a doggone day, everything will be okay. After all, how low can the market go ? It looks like a bear, sound likes a bear, but lingamnomic said, the market is still bullish...... Between bulls and bears, we dogs do not discriminate ! We sleep, therefore, we are the most lovable animals by civilized people.