World's Largest Bikini Photo Shoot

1010 Women in bikinis posed for a photographer at Sydney's Bondi Beach on 26th September 2007. They set the Guinness world record for the largest swimsuit photo shoot. I like this record setting feast, much better than the recent ego seeking Huge Ego's self proclaimed World Largest Chicken Soup.

Would Malaysia be able to organize such similar event of beautiful ladies in Bikini ? Nah, I don't think so. Because, there are simply too many noisy idiots who think that it is sinful for women to expose their beautiful bodies.

I do admired the freedom of artistic expression of the Aussies. From where I come from, I am sicked and tired of those farting noises from a small group of religious farkers wanting to impose all sorts of restrictions in the name of religion. Honestly, I do sincerely wish those people can keep their religious beliefs to themselves and secured it into the privacy of their own homes. I hope I am not being offensive to the religious sensitivity of those people. But, I love to see women in Bikinis. Honestly, no insensitivity intended. Beauties are meant to be appreciated. Those harmonic motions flashings and bouncing does inspire me to shoot the moon. Oh Thank you God, for making the beach so beautiful.

I am publicly a secular man and privately a very religious man, trying to comprehend and adapt to the insanity of an increasingly circular nation. Pi mai pi mai tang tu. In the mean time, I love boob boob here and boob boob there. May the abundance of boobs enlightened all of us to appreciate artistic eroticisms. May our peckers be forever able to stand in salute to all these beautiful creations of God. Life is beautiful.

Fancy a fishy bikini ?

Fancy a bikini made from fish skin ? Fashion entrepreneur from the land of the everlasting smiles found a way to tan fish skin. The tanned fish skin is then used to make shoes, handbags, and apparels. And…… here goes the latest value added fashion product, Fishkini, waterproof bikini made from various type of fish skins. It will go on sale at approximately RM 280 per piece.

"It’s comfortable, especially inside. The bikini can really breathe. It’s a bit strange because it’s new and it’s not elasticized. I like the fact that it’s waterproof which means it can dry more easily," said 30-year-old Sudarat Sae-Lim, 30, who volunteered to model the fish-skin bikini. Read more at Thailand starts making leather from fish skins

Sarwadee Carp….. Thai people are ichiban leh !

Bikini or Burrrrrrrrrkini ?

Finally, the kwai-lan kwai-por's Bikini meets its match with the religiously correct swimsuit - Burqakini, or Burkini for short. Its designer and inventor, Aheda Zanetti, now thinks that the Burkini will take the world by storm. With Burkini, Muslim women can now have the freedom to hangout at the beach and be seen. There is now no excuse for religious men to forbid women from hanging out at the beach and ride the waves.

With Burkini, the face, hand, feet, and infact every inch of the body is covered and concealed. Religiously inclined women can now participate publicly in aquatic sports such as swimming and God knows what, and what, and what......

The torpedo like bathing costume is designed by Australian designer, Aheda Zanetti. She claimed it is a cross between a burqa and a bikini. A cross ? It looks more like a Burka over a Bikini! The polyester suit is made up of pants and a long-sleeved thigh or knee-length A-line top with head covering. It is water-repellent, UV-resistant and comes with middle eastern designs.

Funny, I have no intention to show any disrespect to any religion, but I still like thing the way it is. A beach is supposed to be blessed with wonderful sights of beautiful women lustily clad with skimpy bikini. That's what made the women desirables. That's what made my urge boils. That's what made me women lover. That's what motivated me to work harder for sinful material gains. Parading "Banana in Pyjamas" to pollute my sights at the beach ? Come on, give me a break !!!! I hit my forehead, I rolled my eyes, I shaked my head..... I shaked my head.......