World's biggest flag

"God spoke to me in thunder and lightning...... The Lord said, 'Make the flag of Israel, the standard of my people.' " With that, Grace Galindez Gupana, a Filipino, was motivated to make a giant Israeli flag. The flag took 2 years to complete, measured 2,165 feet long, 330 feet wide, and weighted 5.7 tons. It was was unfurled on November 26 2007 at Masada, Israel. Guinness Book of Records had certified the flag to be the largest flag in the world. Grace said the flag is to mark 50 years of diplomatic relationship between Philippines and Israel, a testament of her love for Israel and the Jewish people, and to celebrate the friendship between Jewish and Christian communities

A pinoyed Israeli flag ? Hmmm, in the name of God........

World's Shortest Couple

Of late, the people from the central kingdom have been flooding the Guinness World Records with applications for inclusion into the list of highest, shortest, longest, etc. With their insatiation to be recognized as unique, and with more than 1 billion people in mainland China, sooner or later the Guinness World Record book will have to be rewritten in Chinese language.

Now, here is the latest application to Guiness World Record for “shortest couple to get married". Chen Guilan (the bride) is 0.7 m (2.3 ft) tall. Li Tangyong (the groom) is 1.1 m (3.6 ft) tall. They were married in Shunde, Guangdong Province, China on Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007. Read HERE for further details.

Maybe China as a country should also apply to the Guinness World Record for inclusion as “the country that continued to back the military government of Burma”.

World's Largest Bikini Photo Shoot

1010 Women in bikinis posed for a photographer at Sydney's Bondi Beach on 26th September 2007. They set the Guinness world record for the largest swimsuit photo shoot. I like this record setting feast, much better than the recent ego seeking Huge Ego's self proclaimed World Largest Chicken Soup.

Would Malaysia be able to organize such similar event of beautiful ladies in Bikini ? Nah, I don't think so. Because, there are simply too many noisy idiots who think that it is sinful for women to expose their beautiful bodies.

I do admired the freedom of artistic expression of the Aussies. From where I come from, I am sicked and tired of those farting noises from a small group of religious farkers wanting to impose all sorts of restrictions in the name of religion. Honestly, I do sincerely wish those people can keep their religious beliefs to themselves and secured it into the privacy of their own homes. I hope I am not being offensive to the religious sensitivity of those people. But, I love to see women in Bikinis. Honestly, no insensitivity intended. Beauties are meant to be appreciated. Those harmonic motions flashings and bouncing does inspire me to shoot the moon. Oh Thank you God, for making the beach so beautiful.

I am publicly a secular man and privately a very religious man, trying to comprehend and adapt to the insanity of an increasingly circular nation. Pi mai pi mai tang tu. In the mean time, I love boob boob here and boob boob there. May the abundance of boobs enlightened all of us to appreciate artistic eroticisms. May our peckers be forever able to stand in salute to all these beautiful creations of God. Life is beautiful.

An incredible blow job .......

According to a news report by Xiaoxiang Morning Post ( 潇湘晨报 ), a 52 years old Chinese man, Zhang Zhenghui (张正辉 ), managed to blow up a hot water bottle with his nose in just two minutes. He performed the feat on 5th September 2007 in front of a Supermarket in Liling (醴陵) City. He also performed the feat of blowing up the inner tube of a truck tyre in 8 to 9 minutes at the same venue. Zhang said it took him 3 years to perfect the feat. Zhang had also previously broke the record of wearing a pair of iron shoes weighing more than 100 kilograms. He is planning to obtained Guinness World's record recognition for his new found ability with his nose. Read 2分钟，鼻子吹爆热水袋 －曾经的“铁鞋王”，如今有了新绝活.

One piece of advise, don't stand in front of him when he sneeze. He may sneeze you away if you stand in his sneezy way. And, remember, please do not irritate him, with his strong leg muscles, he can also kick your #@!% with ease....

The Chinese had been claiming Guinness World's records one after another. With 1.3 billion people, the Chinese are not only hardworking and talented, but also extraordinary. Now, even a blow job qualifies for consideration into the world's records. Not just any blow job, a Chinese blow job using the nose. Can you match that, ladies ? 棒, 棒, 棒, 非常棒. Ichiban leh ?

World Tallest Man

According to Guinness World Record, the new world tallest man is now Leonid Stadnik, a 36 year old Ukrainian. He stands 2.57 meters (8' 5.5" ) tall. Previously, the world's tallest man is Bao XiShun of China. XiShun is measured at 2.36 meters ( 7' 8.95") tall. Please READ HERE.

The tallest man in history was Robert Pershing Wadlow, who was measured at 8' 11" tall. Robert Wadlow was from Illinois. He died in 1940 at the age of 22

Another Guinness world record for clapping hands ?

"...Well, if you're happy and you know it
clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really ought to show it
If you're happy and you know it
clap your hands...."

Well, some people can really clap their hand. Not just any ordinary clap, but clap that produces sounds of thunder......

Amazing !!!! Zhang Quan, a 70 years old senior citizen of Chongqing City, China, has the extra ordinary ability of clapping hands that produce deafening sound measuring 107 decibels - as loud as the roaring noises generated by a helicopter. Technically, if he clapped his hands to ofen, he could face arrest for noise pollution by the environment protection bureau. He hope to enter into Guinness World's record. Source & picture from Annanova.

On a serious note, daily ritual of clapping hands for s short duration is good for health. It improve the blood circulations and relief stress and tension ! Try it.

Guinness world record for rope skipping....

On July 12th 2007, 3009 Chinese, with age ranging from 5 to 68, set a new Guinness record for rope skipping in Changsa, Hunan Province. The participants skipped simultaneously for 3 minutes to break the previous record of 2472 people set by Hong Kong citizen in 2005.


Guinness officials were at the site to record and acknowledged the new record. The 3009 ropes used in the record breaking event will be distributed to rural schools in Hunan to promote the Olympic motto of "Faster, Higher, Stronger". China will be hosting the Olympic games in 2008.

Hmm... come to think of it, we Malaysians can easily break this new record. All we have to do is to empower the city police to round-up all the Mat Rempits, herd them into Bukit Jalil Stadium, give them some ropes, and make them skip non stop for 30 minutes. By doing this, at least we can make the Mat Rempits bring some cheers and pride to Malaysia, rather than having them hell-riding dangerously and menancingly in cub-chai on the roads. Well, what can I say, some of these morons think that their grandfathers owned the roads...... Yah, Malaysia Bolih !!!!!

She eats soil to break world record ?

Wuqibalaqiqige, a young lady from China's Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, is planning to set a new Guinness World Record in April 2007 by eating nothing but soil for more than 2 months. I wondered who is the current record holder. The young lady said that she felt no need to eat normal foods after discovering and acquiring new liking for eating soil. She has attracted much publicities for her unusual liking of eating soil.

With her new found fame, she will be launching a charity campaign to help people suffering from unusual sicknesses. This young lady do have a kind heart, but I do hope she is not suffering from certain degree of eating disorder that induce her to eat soil to relieve her anxiety

Hmm.. eating soil ? I know in certain country, eating soil is part of folk remedy for treating certain illness. For example, in certain part of Africa, clay ( kaolin) is used as an effective medication for treating stomach related illness. But to eat soil continuously for a long duration to break world record ? Me no comprehendo ! But sincerely, I do wish her success in setting a new world record for eating soil.