老婆, 谢谢你

老婆, 谢谢你.


摇滚的灵魂和激情生活舞台,
通过悲伤和泪水的人生目标,
是道或是德我心中伤痕深深,
在沉默中我怀疑自己的存在,
在疯狂中我幻想美好的未来,
人生是没感觉和没理解的谜,
人生舞台是一种可怕的地方.

我只是古老品牌的现实生活,
你不怕失去了见解感情兴趣,
为了我你贡献你的未来一切,
你的心曾经流泪和哀思绵绵,
但是我佩服你不怕失败精神,
没浪漫爱情和没有颜色年龄,
为了你我会征服和实现梦想,
我会给你笑声欣慰希望意义,
因为你是上帝派来的好天使.

老婆, 我非常感谢你!

World’s greatest nose job !

The Chinese are at it again !

“..Stunt performer Wang Chuntai pulls four people in a minicar with a rope attached to his nose on a street in Haikou, South China's Hainan Province, September 13, 2007. He pulled the car nearly 10 meters in 10 seconds. “

With a decade of economic success, the Chinese are seemed to be quite pre-occupied with the strongest, the longest, the tallest, etc. It does remind me of our past decade of Malaysia Bolihism. Well, what have we achieved ? Nothing. But I do get the funny feelings that we are like clowns trying to entertain the world.

Well, what else are the Chinese not capable of ? With more than 1.3 billion people, some of them are bound to be extraordinary. So, don’t underestimate the Chinese. They are good !

Source : www.chinadaily.cn

An incredible blow job .......

According to a news report by Xiaoxiang Morning Post ( 潇湘晨报 ), a 52 years old Chinese man, Zhang Zhenghui (张正辉 ), managed to blow up a hot water bottle with his nose in just two minutes. He performed the feat on 5th September 2007 in front of a Supermarket in Liling (醴陵) City. He also performed the feat of blowing up the inner tube of a truck tyre in 8 to 9 minutes at the same venue. Zhang said it took him 3 years to perfect the feat. Zhang had also previously broke the record of wearing a pair of iron shoes weighing more than 100 kilograms. He is planning to obtained Guinness World's record recognition for his new found ability with his nose. Read 2分钟，鼻子吹爆热水袋 －曾经的“铁鞋王”，如今有了新绝活.

One piece of advise, don't stand in front of him when he sneeze. He may sneeze you away if you stand in his sneezy way. And, remember, please do not irritate him, with his strong leg muscles, he can also kick your #@!% with ease....

The Chinese had been claiming Guinness World's records one after another. With 1.3 billion people, the Chinese are not only hardworking and talented, but also extraordinary. Now, even a blow job qualifies for consideration into the world's records. Not just any blow job, a Chinese blow job using the nose. Can you match that, ladies ? 棒, 棒, 棒, 非常棒. Ichiban leh ?