Sunday, November 11, 2007

Rob Bin Hood

General Elections is coming... so here come a bunch of parasites trying to champion the poor with various political engineering. It was suggested at a political gathering that the “Rich” must pay More, and the “poor” pay Less for petrol. Now the government machineries are looking into ways of making this political scheming realized. The question is, are these politicians seriously and honestly interested to help the poors ?

Malaysia is not a socialist country, neither it is a communist country. We are a democratic country based on free enterprise spirit. Naturally, when you work harder, willing to take risks, and creative in getting things done, you will make more money if you made it. But because you worked hard and made more money, the politicians seemed to think it is okay to do some price discrimination on you. What if you failed in your business ventures ? Is it then acceptable to force Mercedez, BMW, and Volvo vehicle owners to pay higher petrol price compared to Proton car owners ? Is it okay to allow the “Mat Rempits” to enjoy cheaper petrol and encourage more hell ridings on the streets ? Or perhaps, maybe by extending the social contract to imitate the housing prices where non bumiputra pay higher prices for petrol ?

We seemed to think that it is okay to rob the rights of others under the guise of whatever agenda we think it is justifiable to extend our political popularity. It is this kind of entitlement mentality that give rise to indiscriminate breeding of rent seekers. I just sincerely hope that this proposal for price discrimination on petrol will not eventually turned into a racial based pricing policy. We are not a communist country, so let us not be deluded to think that it is okay to discriminate the perceived rich under the pretext of helping the poor. We respect human rights, so let us not be so despicable to think that it is okay to discriminate others based on religion, race, and culture.

The issues the politicians should indulged themselves are to formulate policies and infrastructure to lower the cost of living, lower the cost of doing business, and reduce the bureaucratic procedure to make the economic environment more business friendly. Stones stepping on emotional issues of blaming the rich for the politicians mismanagement of economy is totally unacceptable and despicable. And, I think it is equally immoral and despicable for racial pariahs to perpetually harping on racial and religious issues to perpetuate their stay in power. Please wake up and be accountable for your actions.

Helping the poor ? The question is, who are the poors in Malaysia ? Over the previous 20 years, what had been done to help the poor ? It is sad to note that thousand of legal professionals marched into Palace of Justice to demand Judicial accountability. It is extremely sad to also note that 100,000 Malaysians from all walks of life resorted to go into street in peaceful rally to express their suppressed dissatisfactions and demanded accountabilities from the government on November 10, 2007. Perhaps, the elites and rich politicians has been out of touch with realities and spending too much times hiding in their coconut shelves decadently dividing the racial cakes among themselves. It break my heart to see police firing tear gas and chemically laced water canon into the peaceful rally to disperse the crowd and drown the voices of people. And yet, our pariahs seemed to think that Malaysia now has the moral rights to criticize the tyrannical affairs of Burma and Pakistan.

“Saya pantang dicabar” or in English “It is a taboo to challenge me” ? May I humbly request the politicians not too be so arrogant to challenge the rights of the people, because “Rakyat pantang dicabar” !

Hear, Hear, hear, Daulat Tuanku, Hidup Rakyat Malaysia !!!!

Friday, November 09, 2007

It's a dog day today.....

Every dog has his day. And the day is the Second day of Deepavali. In Nepal, on the second day of the restival of Tihar, special honours (Kukur Pooja) is bestowed on dogs. Even the street dogs are worshipped and garlanded. Dogs are not only men's best friends, in Hindu beliefs, dogs are the only designated holy animal to accompany Dharmaraj Yudhisthir on his journey to heaven. Dogs are also assigned the heavy responsibility to guard the underworld (Yama).

Have you hug your dog today ? So, for today, show some respect, affection, and prepare a good meal for your dog.

I am going to home now to buy some favorite foods for my poodles..... Namo Amithaba Buddha

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Ooop, honey I farted.......

But again, it is my rights to fart ! Please respect my rights to fart, and be sensitive to my needs to fart....

It is indeed amusing to be entertained by wannabe politicians waving short swords in the air to seek support and to portray themselves as communal champions. As far as I am concerned, waving of any weapon in front of a group of unarmed audiences is not only offensive, but it also demonstrate ill mannerism and backwardness. Am I supposed to feel proud and not be offended by this initmidating uncultured act ? In this modern age, civilized people do not carry weapon such as knife, short sword, or gun to intimidate others. Only hooligans, gangsters, and uncultured barbarians resort to carry weapons to intimidate others. And those who draw sword will eventually die by the sword. Therefore, a civilized and cultured man will never raise a short sword above his head, wave it, and shouting emotional rhetorics in public.

Do I feel threatened by this uncultured act of public waving of short sword by communal pariahs ? No. It is their rights to moronized their regressive stupidity in public. Let them be, eventually they will burp foul breaths through their mouth, smelly farting through their real orifices, and be the first one to breath in their own contaminated air.

Traditionally, a short sword symbolizes phallic masculinity. The Latin word for sword is "gladius" or in English, “Penis”. Therefore, only a person with inferiority complex resort to kiss, then attempt to wave his little penis to glorify his little manhood. Would you respect a mentally derailed exhibitionist ? Am I being insensitive if I started to laugh at the exhibitionist's symbolic glorification of his lack of manhood and inferiority complex ?

In ancient Japan, the warrior carried a hidden wakizashi ( short sword ), and only draw it to commit seppuku ( suicide, harakiri, etc ) when he is defeated.. In ancient China, when an army general dreamed of waving a short sword in the air, It usually meant defeat is imminent, and there shall be death in the “family”. Symbolically, when a man point his short sword skyward, it basically symbolized a desperate man seeking to challenge heaven ( God ) because he has lost faith in his religion.

It is uncultured and childish trying to intimidate others with foolish act of glorified stupidity. But if these idiots felt that it is their rights to draw and wave their little short swords, by all means, please draw it, and masturbated with it in the privacy of their own home. By the way, the Auditor General did mentioned that we bought expensive screw drivers, may be they should used it also to screw themselves into perverted orgasms. Would they feel offended if others raised and waved their glorious and mythical GuanGong's long sword of justice, righteousness, and equality at them ?

We go around demanding others to respect our sensitivities, how about we keep our part of the bargain first by not being insensitive to others ? For a start, how about everybody put aside all those uncivilized and barbaric weapons, talk civilized language, act ethically, learn how to shake each other hand, and hug each other ?

Wah Sala Boh Ai lang Kong.... Boh Lang kong wau sala ?

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Life's Journey ?

Life,
to be alive for years,
yet when finality descends,
would we be able to depart,
with purpose accomplished ?

We live the days,
as if death were nowhere.
We immortalized selfish agenda,
relentlessly pursuit wealth and power,
and seeking recognition of accomplishments.
But,
there shall come a time,
we shall travel long and far,
to seek that distance glorious lights,
finding our way home to Almighty's eternal paradise.

With a tired body in eternal rest,
and soul set free from this realm,
would we be able to bid farewell,
to all the people we once loved ?
Would we be able to seek forgiveness
to all the people we once wronged ?

The musicians fiddle the riddles.
Friends and loved one
whisper silent prayer.
Down into the darkness of grave.
Can we hear ?
Can we feel ?
Can we realize ?
What fool we once were ?

Namo Amithaba Buddha.