Showing posts with label Condom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Condom. Show all posts

Thursday, July 19, 2007

A circular state, condoms, and don't trust your man.....

Recently, the Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia insisted that Malaysia is an Islamic State, not a secular state. The sentiment attracted various reactions. The Bar council president clarified that Malaysia is a secular state, a legal expert said that Malaysia is neither a Secular nor an Islamic state, MCA's Vice President says that Malaysia is an Islamic Country and not an Islamic State, etc. etc. Pi mai pi mai tang tu ! We are a middle path country that is neither here nor there (it does sounds like a Buddhist philosophy). Evan Almighty, all these while, we are indeed a "Circular State" of insanity ? Well, whatever, who cares about the politicians' executive priviledge of incompetent interpretations ?

General Elections is coming round the corner. Politicians, being politicians, tend to say whatever that is neccessary to be racial champions to fish for more votes to perpetuate their stay in power. May be, to put a stop to all these pre-elections nonsenses, the Prime Minister of Malaysia should forward our sacred document of constitution to a panel of constitution experts appointed by United Nations to provide a non biased interpretation to all Malaysians. There is no points for everybody to beat their chests like monkey reacting to has-beens trying to show their alpha arrogances and political decadences.

I sincerely hope, all politicians will not resort to bring up religious and racial issues from now till General Elections times to seek publicities and popularities. Let's hope these wannabe politicians have the cow senses, responsibilities, and patriotisms to not instigate angers and perpetuate ignorances through racial politics. My observation is, Malaysians of all racial origins have no problem working together and standing united. It is the politically bankrupt and narrow minded politicians that are causing problems to national unity. Just my sincere and frank observations, not offends intended.

So much about Malaysia's politics. let the politicians fart whatever and whenever they want. I believe, most Malaysians had already made up their minds on who to vote for come elections time. So, out of Malaysian courteousy and begged respect, perhaps, we should let those politicians whose political shelf life are nearing expiry date to talk through their rear orifices as much as they want. Let them have their own general erections while the times are slowly running out on them.

Malaysian politics is so predictable and is getting a bit too boring. Let us take a look at the land of Karma Sutra, India. According to Renuka Chowdhury, India's Women and Child Development Minister, "Indian men can not be trusted in their sexual behavior and are the causes of the country's HIV epidemic". Insinuated by her, the HIV problems arise because Indian men are too embarrassed to ask for condoms, and Indian women have little power to negotiate safe sex with their husbands. Maybe, Renuka Chowdhury, as a Minister, should parade in public the condoms used by her husband to encourage other Indian men to always have a pack of rubbers in their pockets.

Not long ago, I did read an article, saying that standard size condoms are too big for small Indian's penises. Perhaps, that could be the sole reason why Indian men are reluctant to use condom during sexual intercourse. To say "Indian men can not be trusted" is, I think a bit too feministly insensitive to male ego.

Quite encouragingly, India has launched a $ 3 billion 5 years plan to fight AIDS with strong focus on the promotion of condom usages from 2 billion condoms to 3.5 billion condoms by year 2012. I hope the Indian government do not end up buying oversized condoms, otherwise, it would a case of 3.5 billion condoms ending up in all the wrong places.

Forget about whether we are a Secular or Circular State, let's not waste our breaths arguing about our state of being or not being. The bread and butter question here is, can I get a grant from the government of Malaysia to built a factory to produce Indian size condoms ? I think with our abundance supply of natural rubber, there is a huge market potential for good natural rubber condoms. The second question is, is it against God's teaching to produce Condoms ?

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Free Condom Initiative

Twinkle, twinkle brightly colour condoms. One for my master. One for my mistress. One for myself, and One for the beautiful woman who lives down the road....... Want more free condom ?


Do you know the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene (DOHMH) is offering free male ad female condoms and lubricants to residents and organization in the NYC boroughs of Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island ?

The NYC DOHMH had launched the FREE CONDOM INITIATIVE campaign. The objective of the campaign in distributing millions of free condoms is to prevent HIV, AIDS, Sexually transmitted Diseases (STD), and prevent unwanted pregnancies. Residents of NYC can get free latex condoms and lubricants from 16 designated locations. There is also an on line ordering system for organizations to order free condoms and lubricants. There are no limits to the number of orders, and DOHMH guaranteed the stocks will be delivered within 10 days of placing order. Oh yeah... America is truely the land of the FREE !

For more information on this innovative initiative, please visit HERE.

The U.S. government has been the world leader in fighting HIV/AID/STD on humanitarian and economic reasons. Since 1986, the U.S. government has funded USD 6 billion in HIV/AIDS prevention program in almost 100 countries worldwide. Charity begins at home, I can understand the NYC seriousness in fighting HIV/AID/STD by giving free condoms to all those careless nymphomaniacs, sex addicts, one night standers, free loaders, and whatnots. But how does lubricants prevent HIV/AIDS/STD ? By making penetration more enjoyable and easier ?

By not attempting to doubt this creative initiative, but aren't the NYC taking the lead in promoting promiscuities and free sex ? Becareful with your noble efforts, there are always grivances seeking assholes outhere going beserks with misplaced hatreds to cause damages because it may be viewed as insensitive and offensive to their religion.

I do not know whether Malaysia is having serious AIDS/HIV problem, but from the daily coverage of these health issues in our local media and newspapers, it looks like Malaysia does indeed have some serious health problems with HIV/AIDS. Perhaps our Kuala Lumpur City Hall can emulate the NYC by sending its over jealous moral patrolling officials at dark corners of city's parks, back alleys, shopping complexes, etc. to distribute free condoms. Spending perverted energies snooping around the bushes spying on courting couples, over jealously looking for couples holding hands, and conducting raids on hotel rooms and private premises to look for khalwat cases are not going to solve urgent health problems.

Go, go, go.... don't waste tax payers' money. Since the bunch of perverts are all good for nothing, might as well make themselves good at somethings. Go distribute FREE condoms to the city folks. Sex is not always as dirty as some sexually deprived pea brains may conceived. Who knows, some of these perverts may derived some demented pleasures handling the condoms instead of snooping around in frustrations.

By the way, don't worry, try one on ! It is not sinful to promote, distribute, or use condoms and lubricants.