Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Free Condom Initiative

Twinkle, twinkle brightly colour condoms. One for my master. One for my mistress. One for myself, and One for the beautiful woman who lives down the road....... Want more free condom ?

Do you know the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene (DOHMH) is offering free male ad female condoms and lubricants to residents and organization in the NYC boroughs of Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island ?

The NYC DOHMH had launched the FREE CONDOM INITIATIVE campaign. The objective of the campaign in distributing millions of free condoms is to prevent HIV, AIDS, Sexually transmitted Diseases (STD), and prevent unwanted pregnancies. Residents of NYC can get free latex condoms and lubricants from 16 designated locations. There is also an on line ordering system for organizations to order free condoms and lubricants. There are no limits to the number of orders, and DOHMH guaranteed the stocks will be delivered within 10 days of placing order. Oh yeah... America is truely the land of the FREE !

For more information on this innovative initiative, please visit HERE.

The U.S. government has been the world leader in fighting HIV/AID/STD on humanitarian and economic reasons. Since 1986, the U.S. government has funded USD 6 billion in HIV/AIDS prevention program in almost 100 countries worldwide. Charity begins at home, I can understand the NYC seriousness in fighting HIV/AID/STD by giving free condoms to all those careless nymphomaniacs, sex addicts, one night standers, free loaders, and whatnots. But how does lubricants prevent HIV/AIDS/STD ? By making penetration more enjoyable and easier ?

By not attempting to doubt this creative initiative, but aren't the NYC taking the lead in promoting promiscuities and free sex ? Becareful with your noble efforts, there are always grivances seeking assholes outhere going beserks with misplaced hatreds to cause damages because it may be viewed as insensitive and offensive to their religion.

I do not know whether Malaysia is having serious AIDS/HIV problem, but from the daily coverage of these health issues in our local media and newspapers, it looks like Malaysia does indeed have some serious health problems with HIV/AIDS. Perhaps our Kuala Lumpur City Hall can emulate the NYC by sending its over jealous moral patrolling officials at dark corners of city's parks, back alleys, shopping complexes, etc. to distribute free condoms. Spending perverted energies snooping around the bushes spying on courting couples, over jealously looking for couples holding hands, and conducting raids on hotel rooms and private premises to look for khalwat cases are not going to solve urgent health problems.

Go, go, go.... don't waste tax payers' money. Since the bunch of perverts are all good for nothing, might as well make themselves good at somethings. Go distribute FREE condoms to the city folks. Sex is not always as dirty as some sexually deprived pea brains may conceived. Who knows, some of these perverts may derived some demented pleasures handling the condoms instead of snooping around in frustrations.

By the way, don't worry, try one on ! It is not sinful to promote, distribute, or use condoms and lubricants.

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