Friday, December 08, 2006

Weird law on SEX.

Here goes some of the very weird laws related to sexuality I just read :

In ancient China, the Tang Dynasty's Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.

Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is forbidden.

In some countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. Eating the sheep that you just have sex with is a deadly sin.

In Guam, there are specialists called defloration-makers. These men go around the island to have sex with virgin for a professional fee. Because in Guam, it is forbidden to marry a virgin.

In Columbia, a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride’s mother is required to be next to the newly wed during their very first sexual intercourse.

In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.

It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England. But it is okay to do it under broad day light.

It's "an excusable act of passion" in Colombia, South America, for a man to murder his wayward wife when he finds the woman in bed with her lover. If the husband "personally witnesses the corrupt sexual activity," he's allowed to shoot his unfaithful spouse.

In the United Steaks of America, there are also equally weird laws governing sex related subjects. For example :
  • Arizona - keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited.
  • Colorado - You can not kiss a sleeping woman.
  • Connecticut - A man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday.
  • Florida - Man is not allowed to kiss woman’s bust during sexual intercourse.
  • Massachusetts - Only “man on top” is allowed during sexual intercourse.
  • Minnesota - Sex with birds is strictly prohibited.
  • Minnesota - It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
  • Fairbanks, Alaska - moose are not allow to have sex on city streets.
  • Oregon - It is a crime for a husband to curse during sex

In some countries, the men go around preaching morality and ethics, but demanded respect for their rights to have sexual intercourse with young underaged virgin girls.

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