Senior Sex

I received this joke on my mailbox and would like to share with you in this blog.

Senior sex!!

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly"

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.


( Note : Sincerely, no insensitivity is intended by this posting to any "religiously" inclined people or religions. And, hopefully, today is not a day of any religious significant that may rendered this posting to be religiously offensive and insensitive. If you felt offended by this posting, please take your nasi lemak's apology seeking elsewhere !!! )

It is OFFENSIVE to Joke on APril Fool's Day ?

The posting, "An Official Apology", was posted on April 1st 2007. It was meant as an April Fool's jokes to satirically looking at groups of people with different perceptions and expectation of country-to country relationship. The posting on April 1st 2007 made no reference to, or intended to insult any religion, country, or person. It was intended as a NON RELIGIOUS humor. Period.

This morning, it was highlighted to me that, April 1st 2007, is also the birthday of a leader of a religious moment. Again, out of sensitivity, I am refraining from naming the name of the religion. A blogger claimed that I offended his religious sensitivity with the April Fool's day posting. I would like to tell it to him once and for all that, it is not my intention to insult or offend any religions. I have great respect for all religions, and as well as to people who do not believe in any religion. I would like to advise the blogger to refrain from using the name of his religion to initiate emotional argument with me. Because, I have no interest and see no neccessity to enggage in any argument involving with the used of good name of religions. Therefore, kindly refrained from reading between the line to distort the original intention of the posting !

I find it OFFENSIVE for people to use the name of religions to initiate dangerous emotional arguments. I also find it OFFENSIVE for people to make racial slurs and racist remarks. I do not wish to make any further comments on their intentions and as well as uncalled for personal attacks. I leave it to them to assess their own morality and righteousness.

I do not wish to be made use by any person using my blog content to achieve their own objectives. I also do not wish any of my posting to be deliberately misquoted to cause unnecessary emotional arguments on religion. I am removing the April 1st 2007's posting to protect the integrity of this blog being intentionally abuse by narrow minded people.

( Note : Sincerely, no insensitivity is intended by this posting to any "religiously" inclined people or religions. And, hopefully, today is not a day of any religious significant that may rendered this posting to be religiously offensive and insensitive. If you felt offended by this posting, please take your nasi lemak's apology and grievance seeking elsewhere !!! )

We apologized !!!

The original content of this posting was deliberately misquoted and words added to instigate religious hatred by a blogger who also personally attacked me with his racist remarks. I am replacing the content of this post with a Buddhist Prayer and a picture of Jesus Christ carrying the Cross to remind him the good deeds of Jesus Christ and the wholesome goodness of Buddhism to mankinds.

I have my highest respect for Christianity and also happened to believe that, Buddhism is the most peaceful religion on earth. Do I need to apologize to those who believe otherwise ? But anyway, just to satisfy some grievance seekers' perpetual insatiation for grievances, this is an offcial apology if any of the posting offended your super sensitivity. Nah !

Metta Karuna Prayer

Oneness of Life and Light,
Entrusting in your Great Compassion,
May you shed the foolishness in myself,
Transforming me into a conduit of Love.
May I be a medicine for the sick and weary,
Nursing their afflictions until they are cured;
May I become food and drink,

During time of famine,
May I protect the helpless and the poor,
May I be a lamp,

For those who need your Light,
May I be a bed for those who need rest,
and guide all seekers to the Other Shore.
May all find happiness through my actions,
and let no one suffer because of me.
Whether they love or hate me,
Whether they hurt or wrong me,
May they all realize true entrusting,
Through Other Power,
and realize Supreme Nirvana.
Namo Amida Buddha

( Note : Sincerely, no insensitivity is intended by this posting to any "religiously" inclined people or religions. And, hopefully, today is not a day of any religious significant that may rendered this posting to be religiously offensive and insensitive. If you felt offended by this posting, please take your nasi lemak's apology and grievance seeking elsewhere !!! )