Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Coffeeism - New Religion !

I am what I am.
I am a New Age Coffeeist.

I See, I Smell, I Feel, I Touch
I Taste, I Hear, I Sex, I Love
and a lot more.................
But most important of all, I enjoy drinking black coffee.
Therefore, I am the Dalai Baru ( the Black Dalai That Come ) !!!!!
Want to seek my blessing ?
Please make an appointment with the Dalai Lama first.

I know, you are not what you are !
I think you need help,
Come ! Come to papa now !
I will teach you to be a fisher of ................ ( you fill in the blank )
Forget about all the rituals and procedure
Forget about the hatreds
Forget about the intolerances
Forget about the jealousies
Forget about the fears
Forget about the punishments
Forget about the contempts
Forget about all those negative things preached.......
He who sows the seed, reaps the fruits.
He who plays with fire, achieves warm orgasms.
He who loves pet, enjoys warm pussies.
He who masturbates, eventually get screwed.

My new Religion should be fun,
All men are kind. All women are beautiful.
and there is a place for everybody in heaven & hell.
I sell DIY kit for you to become your own spiritual leader.

Om money comin' plenty plenty
Om Namo Amen-thaba Jesus !

6 comments:

KSCheah said...

Hey Brother,
You drank too much coffee or what ar? How are you keeping man?

Keat

BlackCoffee said...

Not too much coffee !
But too much energies crossing my path
trying very hard to stay neutral
naturally a bit depressed
but being a positive person
my brain releases natural sedative to protect my aura.... LOL
After all, laughter is the best medicine...

BlackCoffee said...

Not too much coffee !
But too much energies crossing my path
trying very hard to stay neutral
naturally a bit depressed
but being a positive person
my brain releases natural sedative to protect my aura.... LOL
After all, laughter is the best medicine...

BlackCoffee said...

Not too much coffee !
But too much energies crossing my path
trying very hard to stay neutral
naturally a bit depressed
but being a positive person
my brain releases natural sedative to protect my aura.... LOL
After all, laughter is the best medicine...

BlackCoffee said...

Not too much coffee !
But too much energies crossing my path
trying very hard to stay neutral
naturally a bit depressed
but being a positive person
my brain releases natural sedative to protect my aura.... LOL
After all, laughter is the best medicine...

Soul_Voice said...

Newage coffee is best taken chilled!
Try that and you will be able to stay neutral and balanced.

May your aura always be protected.