Coffeeism - New Religion !

I am what I am.

I am a New Age Coffeeist.

I See, I Smell, I Feel, I Touch
I Taste, I Hear, I Sex, I Love
and a lot more.................
But most important of all, I enjoy drinking black coffee.
Therefore, I am the Dalai Baru ( the Black Dalai That Come ) !!!!!
Want to seek my blessing ?
Please make an appointment with the Dalai Lama first.

I know, you are not what you are !
I think you need help,
Come ! Come to papa now !
I will teach you to be a fisher of ................ ( you fill in the blank )
Forget about all the rituals and procedure
Forget about the hatreds
Forget about the intolerances
Forget about the jealousies
Forget about the fears
Forget about the punishments
Forget about the contempts
Forget about all those negative things preached.......

He who sows the seed, reaps the fruits.

He who plays with fire, achieves warm orgasms.

He who loves pet, enjoys warm pussies.

He who masturbates, eventually get screwed.

My new Religion should be fun,
All men are kind. All women are beautiful.
and there is a place for everybody in heaven & hell.
I sell DIY kit for you to become your own spiritual leader.

Om money comin' plenty plenty
Om Namo Amen-thaba Jesus !