No hold bra.....
Sometimes I do wonder why men are so fascinated with women boobs. Craving for childhood's hungers ? To a country bumpkin like me, a woman body is unique and a piece of art by the Almighty. It doesn't really matter whether a woman has a pair of big or small boobs, they are all beautiful boobs! And sometime, it can even drive me into great achievement of stupidities !
A survey in Europe by Triumph International, one of the world largest bra manufacturer, revealed that British and Denmark women have the biggest breasts size. The survey found that 57% of the British women and 50% Danish women weared bra with the cup size of D. Sweden and Switzerland have the largest number of women with cup size of A. The Italian and Austrian women has the smallest boobs with 69% and 61% respectively having cup size of B and below. All these sizes of cups are getting very confusing for ignorant man like me. But for the time, let make it simple, size A is small and Size D is super BIG. But is there a standard cup size that fits all ? Yes, I think so. It is called the World Cup.
I was once also told that, there are religiosity associated with bra types. For example, there are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole-hills.
In Malaysia, what is the average cup size for Malaysian women ? I don't know. You know ? But it is safe to assume that some Malaysian men are so religiously righteous that the mere sights of a worn out bra can drive them into orgasmic irrationality spewing religious obscenities. But again, depend on which states you are in, you could even end up being fined for indirectly exposing your sexy bra. It is haram as in HARAM... you know...So let us observe some sensitivity to these self righteous religious perverts by not speculating about cup sizes of their women. They probably believe that their women's cup size of A is bigger than Mount Kinabalu.
Hmm.... what is the problem with me ? getting so obsess with the bra but not paying attention to the breasts ! Are we being unconsciously indoctrinated with the wholesome goodness of American's bra ? Big & snappy, One yank and it is off ? hmmmm... sinfully declicious.... Forget about the bra, what the bra holds can kill you....... didn't your mother told you not to judge a book by its cover ?
A survey in Europe by Triumph International, one of the world largest bra manufacturer, revealed that British and Denmark women have the biggest breasts size. The survey found that 57% of the British women and 50% Danish women weared bra with the cup size of D. Sweden and Switzerland have the largest number of women with cup size of A. The Italian and Austrian women has the smallest boobs with 69% and 61% respectively having cup size of B and below. All these sizes of cups are getting very confusing for ignorant man like me. But for the time, let make it simple, size A is small and Size D is super BIG. But is there a standard cup size that fits all ? Yes, I think so. It is called the World Cup.
I was once also told that, there are religiosity associated with bra types. For example, there are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole-hills.
In Malaysia, what is the average cup size for Malaysian women ? I don't know. You know ? But it is safe to assume that some Malaysian men are so religiously righteous that the mere sights of a worn out bra can drive them into orgasmic irrationality spewing religious obscenities. But again, depend on which states you are in, you could even end up being fined for indirectly exposing your sexy bra. It is haram as in HARAM... you know...So let us observe some sensitivity to these self righteous religious perverts by not speculating about cup sizes of their women. They probably believe that their women's cup size of A is bigger than Mount Kinabalu.
Hmm.... what is the problem with me ? getting so obsess with the bra but not paying attention to the breasts ! Are we being unconsciously indoctrinated with the wholesome goodness of American's bra ? Big & snappy, One yank and it is off ? hmmmm... sinfully declicious.... Forget about the bra, what the bra holds can kill you....... didn't your mother told you not to judge a book by its cover ?
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