Thursday, October 25, 2007

Breasts of Mass Destruction !

At times, I do go crazy with the sight of beautiful breasts, but beautiful as it may, some breasts can be also very destructive !

According to a news report in Daily Telegraph, a 31 years old Australian barmaid, Luana De Favani was fined A$1000 for crushing beer cans with her bare breasts, and for hanging spoons from her nipples. She was guilty of breaching the Liquor Control Act. Favani's colleague, Tracey Leslie, was also fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons on Favani's nipples. For failing to stop the pair from performing the macro gravitation act, the hotel manager was fined A$1000. The local police, Supt David Parkinson, said: "It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises."

Hmmm... I wish they can re-enact the act again. This is probably the 8th wonder of the world. I would definite love to see this act being perform again. Just name the place, I will be there ! Come to think of it, all the humsup men out there, beware and be warned not to plunge you face between a woman's breasts again. If those boobs can crush beer can, I bet your lump of protoplasm wouldn't stand a chance of getting out in good shape. You may end up having your brain squeeze out from your cranial cavity.

Women, women,...... don't under estimate the power of a woman !

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