Tuesday, August 28, 2007

A museum for Penis?

SigurĂ°ur Hjartarson, a former teacher of history in Iceland, founded The Icelandic Phallological Museum in 1974. He is also the current curator for the museum. As of 2003, the museum has 140 honorary members. As the name implied, the museum is devoted to phallogy, or in simple word, penises. The Museum collects penises from all sorts of mammal, embalmed them, and currently has more than 245 specimens of penises on display.

Sad to note that the museum does not have any specimens of human penis on display, because there aren’t any donor. So in the interest of advancing phallogical science, why not you make a pledge to donate your penis to the museum and immortalized your manhood forever. Rest assured that, the museum will only harvest your penis when you are DEAD. Don’t worry, the process of harvesting the penis from your dead body is PAINLESS…..

Hey, how about we set up a museum to collect vagina from all mammal including homo sapiens ? maybe named the museum The World’s Cuntological Museum.
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For more information on the phallological museum, please visit the official website of Icelandic Phallological Museum.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Iceland Penis Museum already has been given a huge American penis and testicles:

http://humanpenis.org/elmo.html

Elmo will be surgically harvested and plastinated soon, in the winter of 2007-2008 WHILE HIS DONOR IS STILL ALIVE!

The museum is just anxious to have one now.