Global Meltdown ?

"Black Monday !", they said. "Market crashed !", they cried. But who cares ? We dogs had perfected the art of blissful sleep. When we wake up, it will be a doggone day, everything will be okay. After all, how low can the market go ? It looks like a bear, sound likes a bear, but lingamnomic said, the market is still bullish...... Between bulls and bears, we dogs do not discriminate ! We sleep, therefore, we are the most lovable animals by civilized people.