Sunday, July 30, 2006

Most beautiful women ?

Beside being grumpy and intentionally long winded in making unqualified and biased commentaries, I do have a soft tendency - watching beautiful women ! It is not an obsession, but nevertheless, I do have my occasional fantasy for beautiful women. Which man don't ? After all, isn't that God's intention to create beautiful things for "man"kind to enjoy and appreciate. Labelled me or called me whatever you want, please do respect my rights for a little bit of harmless visual adventuring and diversion in all things beautiful. Here goes the 10 most beautiful women in the kwai-lan kwai loh's world according to AskMen.com :
  1. Laetitia Casta
  2. Pamela Anderson
  3. Heidi Klum
  4. Elle MacPherson
  5. Catherine Zeta-Jones
  6. Elsa Benitez
  7. Angie Everhart
  8. Maria Grazia Cucinotta
  9. Elizabeth Hurley
  10. Cindy Crawford
Funny, I don't find these women beautiful as in "real beautiful". Maybe age is catching-up, shortsightedness in eye sights, or I have bad tastes for beauties. Anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I happened to be one of those unsophisticated beholders, I have my own yardstick for judging beauties. Want to know ? Perhaps not, you may end-up being lead into a long lesson of erotic fusing of western's and eastern's Karmal your Sutra and Master your Johnson, or vice versa, or whatever. However, I would rather accept pornstars such as Briana Banks, Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Devon, Silvia Saint, Amber Michaels, Brittney Skye, Tawny Roberts, Krystal Steal, and Crissy Moran as the top 10 most beautiful women in the world ! No pretension and definitely unpretentious, what you is what you get ! And, what I see is, Wow............... Uummmmppp..... Ahhh......
Anyway, I have no intention to be a pornographer at this point of time. The point is, men do have occasional differences in quantifying and qualifying beautiful women. That is currently the most cultured disagreement among men, at least they don't go into war or conduct terrorism campaigns because some lunatics may think that we disrespect them by not classifying their women as beautiful. One man's meat is another man's erotic fantasy ?

Let me digress a bit into a not so beautiful silent rage. I read the local newspaper yesterday, my understanding is, the print media has been censored, the electronic media is about to be censored, now hopefully they won't tag a microchip into my brains to censored my mind in the future ? Looks like we are approaching the Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Erotic intimacy is one of the world most sought after subject, and it has been also one of the world most prohibitive subject. What a contradiction of needs and values. And there are actually unconsciously incapable perverts out there thinking that it is their moral rights to monitor and censor your thoughts and words in the name of protecting public interests and national security. I guess UNHCR and United Nations should formally request insecure governments to hands-off the Internet.

Now, back to the subject of beautiful women, I am definitely not an MCP out there to degrade women by treating them as "sex object". But truth of matter is, I do occasionally think of some women as "beautiful sexually desirable objects" ? The great oriental scholar and philosopher, Confucius, once made the famous statement " Food and Sex yeah ! " ( 食,色,性也 ! ). I guess it is okay for me to be "sexually motivated" after sinfully delicious meals. After all, who am I to dispute this time proven statement of Confucius ? At least, I am unpretentious about my hidden perversion for erotic desires.

You have problem with that ? Say whatever you want, I am going off for my meals..........

4 comments:

Lye Hock said...

Hey CK, so are you having oysters for dinner to "motivate" your appetite ? ;)

BlackCoffee said...

Oysters ? A bit on the pricey side.. Can't quite afford it... but "lala" pun bolih lah....

Anonymous said...

I have the nude pics of the ladies you mentioned. Admiration for beauty is an obsession with me. U want some?

BlackCoffee said...

Looking at nude pictures shiok meh ?
It is a crime to transmit pornographic materials over the internet.