Saturday, April 12, 2008

I blog, therefore, monkeys follow.......

Once upon a time, not so long ago, all sorts of uncalled for remarks and statements were hurled against bloggers by all those so called “established” politicians and MSM. Bloggers were being labeled liars, monkeys, pondan, cowards, and all those uncultured words. Sitting high up there at their ivory towers, they shouted :

  • “All bloggers are liars, they cheat people using all kinds of methods. From my understanding, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women.”
  • "There are no laws in the cyberworld except for the law of the jungle. As such, action must be taken so that the "monkeys" behave,....”
  • “These writers do not have an Asian mentality but lean towards a Western thinking because they were educated overseas.... Thus they assume that the Western style of democratic freedom is better. The goblok ( Indonesian slang for STUPID) writers only have their own interests at heart and should be ignored.......”
  • “Why I say they are coward? Because they are afraid of using (web) addresses in the country but use overseas addresses to slam our country leaders. Is this the character of a man? This is not a man, this is a ‘pondan’..........”
  • “Bloggers are rumour-mongerers, cowards, and a nuisance....”

Who made all these uncalled for remarks ? While they enjoyed their so called freedom of expressions to degrade themselves, others should just be contented with singing the same tunes to glorify freedom from expressions ? Say whatever they want, they are what they said of others. These are the people who are incapable to respect the fundamental human rights for freedom of expressions. It gave me the funny feeling that these wondering souls are basically staring hopelessly at their mirrors describing themselves.

Whatever it is, they finally realized that majority of bloggers are well educated, cultured, civilized, and with sacred respect for human rights and human decency. So now, they made a 360 degree turn wanting to be as respectable as bloggers. Bolih kah ? They are now saying "All candidates ( to contest for position in the party ) must have blogs, If not, they are not qualified to be leaders." Read HERE. I said, please go park your rhetorics elsewhere. Please don't pollute the cyberspace. Perhaps, those who show disrespect for bloggers previously should blog in their controlled MSM – the hard print copies.

He who laughs last laughs best. Konichiwa, all you oxymorons out there are all welcome to join the exclusive cyber club of liars, monkeys, pondan, cowards, and whatever derogatory words you deemed best.

Tonight, in the nibbana of my mind, I see lots of monkeys beating their chest wanting to be bloggers................ They are all eagerly washing their mouths waiting for their turn to stick this big (maybe not so big) banana of mine into their mouths. Damn SHiok !!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

These bunch of lunatics think with the hot air from their farts, they will definitely foul up the cyberspace, but then again, they are more than wellcome to put a brand on their stupidities at the same time.

They had underestimate the virtual intelligence that existed in the cyberspace and now try to play catching up, but with the brain the size of their piles, it is very doubtfull they can. What more habitual liars and cheats cant afford the consistency that prevails in the cyberspace.