Monday, January 29, 2007

He marries himself ?

Liu Ye (流野), a 39 years old Hakka man from China's Zhuhai city "marry" a life sized foam cut-out of himself in full traditional Chinese custom on the first day of 2007. The marriage took place in a traditional courtyard in Haizhu district in Guangzhou. The bride wore a a red cheongsam while the bridegroom wore a yellow suits. In traditional customs, the "couple" were accompanied by the best man and matron of honour. They offer respect to Heaven and Earth, the ancestors, and to the elders.

Liu admitted that he is a narcissistic, and said that he decided on traditional ceremony because he is a traditional and conservative man at heart. He planned to bring his "bride" to be registered in the civil registry.

The man married himself in full traditional customs ? And he claimed to be traditional and conservative man ? Lan par par lan ! Chui kong lan par song ! Kowtowing his ancestor in full traditional customs expecting blessing from beyond the hades ? This Hakka-chai probably had one nut loose. If Mao Zhetung is still alive, he probably will end up facing the firing squad.

And there are hundred people attending his marriage ceremony ? Siow Kia, sei kai siow liow ! zhi lang siow, gui kampong lang tui ye siow.... sai lin nia leh, ong gia tai ng qe diak qe !

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST STORY I HAVE EVER READ!!