Saturday, January 06, 2007

Women or WO-men

Women are funny animals. In the early 70's and 80's ( not very sure of which decade, but the time frames are irrelevant for argument sake ), they go "bra-less" to announce to the world of their "liberations" from men. On the other hand, they spend awful lot of money to buy Victoria Secrets' lingeries and some sexually naughty add-ons to express their purringly sexuality to their men. Oh my God ! Oooh... Yes, Oooh... No. And, the men, sadly, are left blowing in the winds.........

They want equality or rather same status with men, but again, are they sure of what they want ? Since when are women enjoying less equality and status then men ? They always get what they want, don't they ? You think you are on top of them, but do you realize they are draining all your energies to inflict final assault on you ?

I guess the problem with women are, they are emotionally illogical animals. Traditionally, the women "work" at homes, at the end of the day, they are perhaps mentally exhausted. The men, traditionally work outside the home, at the end of the day, they are physically exhausted. A home's relationship would be harmonious, if the physically exhausted and mentally exhausted can complement and comfort each other's exhaustions. But they problem is, the women envied the men's world, and want to venture into the men's domain to exert authority but expect the men to shoulder responsibilities. They want the physically exhausted men to be mentally exhausted also ! Isn't that what women's libs are all about ?

The men worked hard for the money, but the women work hard to spend the money. They spend unnecessary to remove their natural eyebrows and replace with tattooed eyebrows. Change their single eyelids to double eyelids, surgically increase the breast size so that a nice cleavage or bust shown to the world with their low cuts shirts. They visit spa and weight loss clinics in order to have sculptured body. At the end of the day, the men are left with merge sum to buy a packet of cigarettes, cheap beers, and worst stills, sometimes, a half Kg bag of Coffee mixtures to brew in solitude.

When the women work outside home to earn income, do you honestly think they allowed their men to spend a cent of money ? Mind you, it is over their dead bodies to even touch a single cent. By the way, women are pretty good at selfishly hiding their money without any trace. But when come to men's money, women are pretty good at making men account for every cents of his expenditure. No wonder, I am always left with less than 50 dollars in my pocket. Nothing more !

By the way, if a woman is "Spermophobia", it has nothing to do with the fear for your sperm. It simply means that, the woman is squeaky clean and fear for germs. A man will never enjoy the status of "easy rider". Easy rider does not mean a macho man riding super bike njoying outdoor life, but a pimp living with a whore because he has an "easy ride". Come to think of it, a man is like a male honey bee, after finished sex, its penis is lodged inside the queen, the rest of his body explodes, while the queen enjoy the lingering sensation of orgasms....... Sad, but it is true in this ANIMAL (aka insect) KINGDOM.

In the war of sexes. Who ultimately wins the war. As a peace loving man, in order not to inflict further casualty on myself, I am raising my WHITE FLAG now. Have mercy on me........

Am I a Male Chauvinistic Pig ? Oh, I am so confuseeeeeeed !

Well, what else can I say ? Bonne nuit...ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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