Friday, June 06, 2008

Of farting sheeps and goats....

At the Organization for Economic Co-Operation and Development (OECD) in Paris , Phil Goff, New Zealand's Minister of Trade said "Our agricultural research organization just last week was able to map the genome that causes methane in ruminant animals and we believe we can vaccinate against flatulent emissions..."

In New Zealand, 90% of the country's methane emissions are produced through belching and flatulence by the population of 45 million sheeps and 10 million cattles, causing environmental pollution and greenhouse gas effects.

Hmmm.... interesting ! New Zealand scientists have developed a "flatulence inoculation" to cut down unwelcome discharge of methane gas ( farting ) by sheeps and cows ?

Animal also can farts ? But can Pig also farts ? I am not sure about the four legged pigs, but of late, I do see a lot of two legged pig look alike creatures farting here and there, demanding respect for their rights to impose on and abuse the rights of others. Occasionally I also come across many two legged goat look alike creatures farting their demands wanting others to be sensitive to their insensitivities.

Well, with the anticipated yearly savings of RM 48 Billions from fuel subsidies, maybe we should allocate some of this money to fund our local scientists (if there is any) to further research and develop a new version of flatulence inoculation vaccines for human consumptions. The developed vaccines should be distribute free of charge to all those shameless racists, uncouth barbarians, religion zealots, and communal pariahs. Malaysians should be spared from a lot of those politically correct or incorrect noisy and smelly fartings.

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