Wednesday, May 30, 2007

General Erections is cumming soon ?

They said, General Elections is coming soon. Soon ? We don't really know, it could be this year, and it could be next year. For most people here, I guess we don't really care about the timing of the general elections as most people already made up their minds of who to vote for. On the positive side, general elections is good for the masses as it creates some airs of festivities and economic activities.I do hope it come sooner sooner than expected so that Malaysian can quickly get over the unproductive politicking.

Well, the indications are there for an early snap elections with the lavishing of indirect political manifesto and sweeteners. Already, the 1.2 millions civil servants and probably 0.5 millions pensioners got their pre general elections goodies through a pay rise of up to 35%. Perhaps, next in line for the pay rise will be the employee of the government linked companies. Maybe, perhaps maybe, all the Public Listed companies will also be encouraged to give a generous pay rise to their employee for more feel goods factors. Where to get all the monies for the feel good factors ? Perhaps, let us all have greater confidence in our equity market, and start goreng the KLSE shares market. Let us withdraw all our savings from Maybank and start speculating and turn KLSE into a financial casino ? Market lai liow, market lai liow.... kaw kaw uh lat !!!!!

If the average household of the 1.2 millions civil servants and 0.5 million pensioners has another 2 registered and eligible voters, this would probably translates into a pool of more than 5 millions friendly voters to the present Barisan Nasional government. With a population of approximately 26 million people and maybe 13 million registered voters, the 5 millions voters is more or less guaranteed Barisan Nasional with a sure win situation of more than 50% votes in their favour. I guess it would be pretty difficult for Barisan Nasional to lose in the coming General Elections. Pak si toe beh soooooo !!!!!

If you asked me, between PAS and UMNO, who would I vote for ? Honestly, everything else being equal, I would probably be more willing to cast my vote for PAS, not because I favour the Islamic agenda of the party. I do personally perceived PAS to be more moderate, honest, less arrogance, and sincere in their political stand. However, I do hope PAS can discard some of its Islamic agenda and adopt a more secular and universal values to win the hearts of non muslim. With all due respect, I do hope PAS can accord more respect and understanding to other religions and understand the fear and discomforts of Malaysians of other faiths.

Between MCA and DAP, I am not against MCA, but my perception is, MCA is basically a party for the Chinese upperclass, whereas DAP is perceived to be more interested to challenge bread and butter, and national issues affecting Malaysians from all races. I for one would prefer a political party that is multi racial rather than a political party that is driven by race based agenda.

To whoever it may concern, do whatever you want about your Malayness, Chineseness, Indianess, or ketuanan this and that, it is against my principle to vote along ethnic line. I will not caste my vote for a Chinese candidate, Malay candidate, Indian candidate, or a religious candidate. I will only vote for a educated and qualified Malaysian candidate with secular outlook and nationalistic agenda. Only a "Malaysian candidate" can champion the development for all Malaysians, the rest are merely shameless communal pariahs farting in the winds - smelly, abusive, and not beneficial to the general well beings of all Malaysians.

".... mari lah maaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiiii..... pergi mengundiiiiii..... jangan lupa kewajipan negara...." Undi I will. When elections time comes, I do sincerely hope Malaysians can reject emotional rhetorics and be more objective to boot out racists, one eye jacks, leaky mouths, sexists, over jealous religious morons, and narrow minded communal pariahs. Let us all go all out to vote in a barisan of educated, qualified, dedicated, moderate, secular, honest, clean, fair, and responsible Malaysian politicians .

Ahhhhh... utopializing this dream team articulating and debating in the Parliament of Malaysia really gave me a orgasmic feelings ! Thinking about it do gave me a sense of general erections. General erections cumming ? Honestly, sometimes I do have perverted fantasies of ejaculating sticky fluids and pissing saltish liquids on the faces of those shameless arrogance and decadence morons that degrade human rights and mockerized Malaysia's democracy.


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