Much ado about a Real Ass......

How about a Real Ass as a witness in Court ? Well, it did happened in the Justice of Peace Precinct 3 Courtroom ( Dallas ) on April 18, 2007 in a lawsuit between two neighbours, John Cantrell and Gregory Shamoun, on their disputed neighbourly conducts. The dispute was reported by Associated Press.

John Cantrell lodged a complaint on a storage shed built by Gregory Shamoun in his backyard. Shamoun retaliated by bringing and putting a donkey in his backyard. Cantrell file a lawsuit against Shamoun claiming that the Donkey created noises and manure piles. The donkey was called in as the first witness.

When questioned by the judge of his alleged noisy and shitty behavior, the donkey replied " Brayyyyyyyyy...... brayyyyyyyy.... braaaaaaayyyyy......" Other than that, the donkey was quite well behaved in the court room, staring gently, suggestively, and seductively at the Jurors.

The two neighbours later settled their dispute while the jurors are still masturbating.

Well, what else can I said ? Much ado over a Real Ass ! But that is the American justice system. Even a Real Ass gets the rights to be heard and defend itself, much better rights than women in some cuntries !! Bravo.... Hear ye... hear ye...... dengar.... dengar.... I clap my hand... clap, clap, clap, clap......