Monday, April 09, 2007

A tall tales....

You know this man ? He is THE Dalai Lama, the icon of modern Buddhism. I think I used to ICQ, MSN, and Yahoo with him ! Whether he likes it or not, he is duty bounded to be my spiritual guru..

By the way, just look at his sexy dimples. Ain't he sexy ?

No offense intended. Personally, I think religion should be fun. Dalai - koh, hope you don't send your hit squad after me....



I met the Dalai Lama one day in my dream. He told me, God loves me so much, he gave me a pair of angelic wings. Ooop, with gentle blow of God's breaths, I was send from heaven to this dismay earth to save mankinds from sufferings.. the Dukka.

I was asked to "Pan Chee Seith Low Fu" !




Along the way, I got sidetracked and deviated. With my magical power, I transformed myself into a lovely dog and enjoys the luxuries on earth. I love the sunshines and deep blue seas. Heaven was indeed on earth...

Who said a dog's life was never good ? They said every dog will have his days. I am having my days - everyday !


But good thing never always lasts. Pokkai..... This world is full of grievance, apology, and attention seekers. I was told by God to solve the problem on earth. I have no choice but to transform myself into a BIG and HUGE monkey. At the moment, I am so pre-occupied with all these earthly problems. As a SooMooKung, I am having huge headaches. They are simply just too many monkeys around imitating me !!!!!


The almighty Buddha smiles and told me, it doesn't really matter how big my problem is. He knows, one day I will comprehend the Four Noble Truths and the Noble Eighfold Path to achieve enlightenments. By that time, I will remove all dukkas from this world. I will attain my Buddhahood.......

Ha... Ha..... I know I will.....

Om mani padme hum.... om namo amithaba Buddha...


( Note : Sincerely, no insensitivity is intended by this posting to any "religiously" inclined people or religions. And, hopefully, today is not a day of any religious significant that may rendered this posting to be religiously offensive and insensitive. If you felt offended by this posting, please take your nasi lemak's apology seeking elsewhere !!! )




1 comment:

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